Avengers remote site 2
There were five Avengers sites in New York city; the Mansion, Stark Tower, then three remote sites. Remote site 2 was built as a safe house slash lab for Bruce Banner while he was on the run. It included a bed reinforced for a Hulk, recently Bruce, Hulk, Betty and Red She-Hulk couldn’t blame one person but someone had gone and redone the place as a Hulk proof honey moon suite. The place had radiation proofing, but no biological protection.
“That’s it!” Red-She Hulk screamed, “Smash it Hulk!”
“Hulk Smash!” Hulk thrusted into the other Hulk.
Red She Hulk had her legs locked around Hulk’s waist and was riding him for all he was worth! Hulk was yelling and screaming as Red She Hulk screamed and moaned. Suddenly Hulk sneezed in Red She Hulk’s face.
“Ugh!” Red She Hulk spat.
“Hulk sorry…” Hulk apologized.
“Ew…” Red She Hulk sneezed.
“Hulk feel draft, should we throw the quilt over us before we continue?”
“What did you say?” Red She Hulk asked.
“Want to get under the blankets Betty?” Hulk asked.
“Wait,” The hulkified Betty asked, “What the hell is going on, Hulk using full sentences? You know I am Betty? Are you still going to rage fuck me?”
“I can if you want Betty,” Hulk asked, “But don’t you miss tender love?”
Hulk leaned in a kissed Red on the cheek.
“What the hell is going on?” RSH asked before sneezing.
“Betty… You went purple…” Hulk noted then coughed.
“Hulk you went cyan…” RSH noted before Hulk sneezed again, “Now you’re blue?”
“Well to revert for a moment,” Hulk giggled, “Betty Blue!”
RSH screamed at the sight of her arms and body turning a ghostly blue!
*
Somewhere west of Central Park
Hank and Logan were dodging the mayhem as best they could. Jen’s apartment was close by. Suddenly Logan stopped Hank.
“PANDA HULK FUCK!”
The giant blue panda woman cut off one side of the alley, and behind them a blue colored red panda woman floated out and cut off their retreat.
“Logan?” the floating one smiled flicking her long tail around.
*
Avengers Mansion, secured area
Tony, Steve, Thor, Carol, and Janet were watching J.A.R.V.I.S.’s remote camera feeds from its quad copters.
“Any word from Mr. Fantastic?” Janet asked.
“Not yet,” Tony said, “Since Doom blacked out all broadcasts the only communications to start up again have been the Daily Bugle’s radio channel. Seems J.J. locked himself in the sound booth and is going for broke!”
“That webbed menace has gone too far this time!” the Radio blaired, “Outside my sound booth I can see the poor souls that use to by my staff have all turned shades of Spiderman’s blue costume and been devolved into things from The Isle of Doctor Moreau!”
Steve turned off the radio.
“You have to give him credit,” Steve said, “In spite of his rage, he has kept from swearing on the air. That is a rarity these days.”
“Yippy fucking yeah,” Carol snapped, “Are you sure the NBC equipment is going to hold?”
“It would take a very directed attack to break throw,” Tony spoke to Janet to reassure her, “It would take more than a stumbling hulk to break in now that the protocals have been active…”
There was a set of sneezes from behind the vault door sealing the control room, then the door crashed in. There were two big blue bear people crashing to the ground.
“Sorry Tony,” the giant blue grizzle bear man said, “Betty said you would be the one to talking about this problem.”
“Sorry Tony,” The ice blue polar bear woman said sheepishly, “We’ll fix it.”
“Hulks?” Thor asked, “Is that you friends?”
“Yeah, strange thing,” Hulk said, “Bruce doesn’t understand it either.”
“I think we got Kitten Pox,” Betty said with a sneeze.
From the back Steve coughed, Janet screamed!