Suddenly he froze as an image appeared of Lois naked drawing an obviously eager Superman by his massive erection into her bedroom.  "Come on Clark", he heard her coo, " Be a good husband, strip off your uniform, and give your horny wife 12 manly inches".

Superman was Lois husband, Clark Kent!  Cal had always hated the bespectacled Clark, another of those obvious high school jocks who had made his life Hell!  Of course he had never actually met Clark, they'd   lived hundreds of miles apart, but if he was Lois' then Cal wanted to destroy him.

Picking up his phone he asked Chastity to arrange for Clark Kent to replace Lois on his interview.

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"Sir, Mr. Clark is here to interview you," Chastity murmured, "Send him right in." Cal chuckled, this was going to be fun.

Striding across the office, he firmly gripped the reporters outstretched hand, "Welcome, Mr. Kent, can I call you Clark?" He boomed as he began to make a few major changes to Superman.