Mojo sat hrrrumpghing as he awaited the start of the new season of "Keeping up with the Baluurans", his hit show about the beast Blastaar and his "consort". The Mojoverse loved the show, but he HATED how the seasons were all over the place in timing, but he knew that the new season would start soon, so he opened the feed on the Baxter Building using the former team "Exiles" Crystal palace to broadcast from other realms. He knew that broadcasting this show BEYOND the Mojoverse would lead to its end, but he needed something fresh, soemthing bold and new. It was getting taxing waiting for new seasons.
The scene in the Baxter Building peaked his interest, there was Susan Richards, strapping a large bag to her back and about to enter the Negative Zone Distortion area. With her was the Wasp, and She-Hulk. "Some new characters," thought Mojo.
"Sue," She-Hulk pleaded, "You shouldn't go alone! What about the rest of the team,"
She shook her head, "They are off on some other world saving flaura and fauna from Galactus. I can handle a distress call from Medusa!" The long haired Inhuman had called the Baxter Building requesting help, as a small cadre of ships was atacking a defenseless planetoid. The Inhumans had been banished to the Negative Zone, and Black Bolt was dethroned in shame and wandered Earth. Medusa was reclutantly married to his brother Maximus the Mad. Attilan now laid in the Negative zone.
"We are coming with you," Janet insisted and began to suit up.
Sue stopped, "Ok...ok...fine, but find Medusa, I'll hold the ships off!"
Mojo and the Mojoverse watched in anticipation as Sue and her team entered the distortion area. The Inivisible Woman did just as she said and engaged the fleet. As she descended to the small planetoid, She-Hulk gasped, "Sue's on a suicide mission. Is she insane!"
The pair quickly found a fighting Medusa who was taking it to some Baluraans with the locals. "It's Blastaar, I don't know where he got the money for this fleet!" This made Mojo laugh, it was HIS money given to the Brute.
The group watched the sky as Sue fought entire ships, holding her own, but it was clearly too much, and her body went limp above them all. "SUSAN!" Janet cried.
A large image of Blastaar came on the screen. "You have three days to surrender this planet and its resources or else. I will take the earthling as prisoner and hostage!" They watched Sue's limp body beemed towards the largest ship and disappear.
"We must seek Maximus' help." Medusa looked to the ground. "My "husband" can help this!"
An hour later Jen hugged Janet. They would need Annihilus, and it was a tought goodbye. With the combined forces of Attilan and Annihilus' wave, they might be able to prevent this coup. Jen wondered about Sue. Hoping she was alright!"
Mojo sent an emmissary to both Attilan and Annihilus's palace. It was time for a new show. He announced that night, during commercial breaks this would be the final season of "Keeping up with the Baluraans", but a spin-off was in the works. A dejected masses in the Mojoverse sighed, but their eyes glued to the viewing screens for the final season...
The feed opened to Blastaar walking with guards towards his castle. Cheers from the streets arose as Susan Storm-Richards walked behind him in chains. Though Sue didn't hear it, the credits to the show rolled in the Mojoverse.
"KEEPING UP WITH THE BALURAANS!"
A montage of Blastaar "King of Baluur" came on....with his name and title at the bottom. As Sue walked into the castle she ordered the chains removed, and her own name and title flew on the screens "Susan Storm-Richards, consort of Blastaar".
Susan rubbed her hands, "GET ME A DRESS!" She shouted to the servants. "NOW!"
The scene changed to a catch up of last season and the opening crawl of the show. It told the story of Sue's capture long ago, and how Blastaar ravaged her, unbeknownst to anyone but the Mojoverse and Baluur. It explained how in season two Sue's capture by Blastaar was a little "easier" on Sue. Season three saw Sue come of her own volition....secretly (supposedly). In season four Sue had taken her seat as his consort. In this realm 11 months passed as one day did on Earth. No one would ever know...right.
Susan barked orders. "I WANT THE WINE IN THE ROOM NOW" She didn't want to wait, she wanted to relax, get drunk and be ravaged. And do some RAVAGING herself. The scene ended with Sue pulling Blastaar in the room, and closing the door. No video on the inside as per Blastaar. He had in fact agreed to this with Mojo. Why not, it helped fund conquests.
One of the servants did a confessional. "Sue likes to suck him off for a while on the first night she's back. Then anal. She LOVES anal!"
Mojo hated no feeds in the room. He would change that.
So the last season came and went. Ripe with intrigue as a war happened, Janet was betrothed (not fully consentually to annihilus) and Attilan and Baluur were at odds.
Only a day had passed on Earth.
Mojo sat in front of a crowd. "It's the night you've been waiting for! The first episode of REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE NEGATIVE ZONE!" The crowd cheered.
The opening montage explained everyones place....the "three kingdoms" as it was called. Tonight, Susan, consort of Blastaar was holding a peace event.
The scene opened to Janet, now much more "insectoid" speaking with Sue. "You know she HAS to come to this Susan!"
Sue turned, and clenched a fist. "IF THAT DUMB RED HAIRED BITCH RUINS THIS PARTY! I don't know what I'll do!"
"So much drama," Janet shook her head!