As Captain America and Col. Nick Fury waited for the collective of six women to be check out by doctors, Cap debriefed his old friend.
"So to recap, the B.A.D. were fighting new Hydra for Women. They called for your help, and it was going like a classic villain fight, when the whole thing stopped and the six of them were trying to get into your pants." said Fury, serious behind his eye patch even with his less then serious words.
"More or less, even if I wouldn't describe it like that. Once that began, I was getting worried. Given the powers or technology some of them had access to, I needed to figure out a way to make sure we were all safe. So..." started Cap, as he remember how he had gotten there.
Flashback, an hour...
Steve Rogers had a problem, six problems, six rather attractive problems. His three female allies and the three female villains they had been fighting, had stopped. Viper, Superia and The Hydra Queen had stopped fighting Black Mamba, Asp and his former flame Diamondback. Now the Hydra women were looking to being allowed to be redeemed to make up to their past mistakes... under his supervision. Which they were hinting would be more intimate then say the same offer with Baron Zemo or the Red Skull. Then with the B.A.D. girls...
"Cap was my boyfriend first. I'm willing to share with my besties, but I'm not sure I want share with you three bitches." said Diamondback, as the pink haired former villain glared at the Hydra Trio. Her friends backed her up. They others glared at them.
"Maybe it's time for the good Captain to move on to a better, smarter set of woman." said Viper, the bloodthirsty look she was known for had shown back up.
It looked like battle would be restarting any moment now, and Steve wanting to know what was happening, quickly made a plan. Even if there was some risk. He spoke to them, "What if we agree that we all go back to SHIELD and check all of us out given the fight we were in. Once we make sure we're all right, then maybe we can talk SHIELD into having me supervise all six of you ladies, but only if you promise to not fight and get along with each other. As well as others. Otherwise I can promise we'll be working together."
They all looked at him with puppy they all said variants of, "Okay. We'll be good girls for you, Cap."
Back to the current time...
"Which is how we were picked up, and the exams began." finished Steve as he told his story.
"We have no obvious source of the change in personality. Some theories given the date and the upcomming Valentines holiday. Some reports and rumors of other villains falling for heroes. Which is why we will be asking the heroes to supervise any villains under the affect, keeping an eye on it and allowing us to adapt to it. SHIELD and other organizations will be prepared if the affect doesn't last for back up and removal either heroes or villains.
We will also be monitoring the heroes involved. You don't seemed affected but it might be more subtle on heroes then villains. However, if this is doing what it looks like, we may have an advantage in the long run. Since we'll be losing villains and gaining more heroes."
"Um... Nick... I'm not sure..."
"Cap, I know that you're a little uncomfortable with the whole sex thing. But no one says you have to have sex. Make those ladies know you need to romance they ladies you like before you have sex with them. Gives you more time, since I think we'll have our answers in a week or so if I'm right in the day involved." Nick was nearly emotionless to most people, but Steve could tell he was holding back a smirk.
"Fine. Just keep your eye out for any reverting into bad behaviour... or attempts to get to personal I'm not agreeing with."
"Deal." said Nick, as he continued, "I got to double check the reports on the other affected. And you have some ladies to talk to. I've made arrangements to have you move into specialize SHIELD safe house with hidden eyes and ears. Best get goring."