The force searched all multiverses looking for a being to replace the mad archer Dipuc... and found one of the fairy folk of Irish Folklore... but one that continued to enjoy pulling nasty tricks on the humans when the rest of his people had moved on to spreading their luck and generally being respectful to the humanfolk. Because of this he challenged king Brian to a contest to see who was fit to rule his people... and lost... his punishment was to be sealed away in a magic pocket dimension where he would be alone and unable to pull his tricks...
the force smiled... and with a whim made a tiny crack in the barrier, allowing the leprechaun to slip out into the world back in his old moor. The sprite looked over the countryside and adjusted his small black derby and red coat.
"Ah, what a glorious day... I knew the old fools magic couldn't keep, Fergus O'Toole captive forever... now what mischief can I get myself into this evening." he said rubbing his dirty red beard.
It was then the force let itself be known to Fergus... and what it expects in exchange for his freedom... "I see... you just want me to sow chaos and make the lives of these do-gooder types difficult... I can do that, gladly." he smirked with his crooked grin and continued "I got me bag o' dirty tricks and the power of the fey behind me... they'll never know what hit them." he said gesturing at the pouch he wore at his hip... "Now then... where to start."
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Gotham City - Clocktower.
Three women are standing at a whiteboard with the recent strange occurrences written on it.
"I tell you there is no way Karen would agree to marry Doom of her own volition... she certainly wouldn't let Doom refer to her like a common whore without shoving that metal mask down his throat... the long way." one in purple stated.
"I know Helena... and from what I was able to find out about Carol Danvers she has a very similar demeanor." the red head in the black and yellow body suit said.
"Yeah Barb... Not to mention Lois Lane quitting the daily planet to be Lex Luthor's maid... this has to have some kind've connection." the blonde in the leather jacket spoke up. "Speaking of has uh... he been able to contact Superman?"
"No, Dinah, there hasn't been any sighting or word of Superman for weeks." Barbara again looking at the boards.
"Look, all of these crooks have devoted slaves of people that were or related to heroes... clearly they are all working together. We should go corner one and beat the information out of them... I'd say Deadpool is probably the easiest." Helena said punching her fist.
"First... to do that we'd need to get past Diana and She-Hulk... not to mention the former Susan Richards force fields." Barbara reasonably states.
"Fine then what about Cizko... we've beaten the little squirt hundreds of times in the past... and he's probably responsible for all of this..." Helena interrupts.
"Ok... He currently has two of hte most powerful psychics on the planet as his pets... we go in there and we get an instant lobotomy... if we're lucky" Barbara again responds.
"So you think he's the one responsible... boosting his hypno mumbo jumbo with their mental powers?" Dinah asks.
"No... something doesn't fit. Cizko isn't powerful enough to break one of these women's mental defenses... he certainly wouldn't be able to keep a hold on both of them at the same time... not to mention the little perv wouldn't want to share all of these women. He'd want to keep them for himself." Barbara again states while studying the board.
"Blah blah blah." Fergus said to himself unseen and unheard thanks to his magic... "these lasses keep on blathering on about things... though I must admit the daughter of Erin looks mighty fine..."
Fergus looks at her black clad ass then shakes his head... "Now then what to do with you... I know I'll entertain you all with a tasteful limerick."
Fergus clears his throat.
"There were three birds in Gotham
who fought all things unlawful.
they will all be made fools
by Old Fergus O'Toole...
Now that it's time for their shift at the brothel."
with that he claps his hands and a green mist swirls out of his hand and around each of the lasses.
Dinah's Bustier shifts... the stomach opening up while the top half shifts in color from black to a bright canary yellow... meanwhile the bottom slides up turning into a tight leather thong.
Huntress's melts away leaving a purple hair band holding her long black hair out her eyes... her cape rolls up her neck turning into a furry purple shawl... as her tight outfit went from tight jumpsuit to a tight purple latex tube dress showing off miles of her well toned legs.
Batgirl's cape and cowl melt away almost entirely except for two circular bands that style her long red hair into high twintails... the rest of her suit melts away leaving her in a black latex halter top with a Bat Shaped keyhole... a tiny pair of black latex booty shorts and her utility belt shifts into a standard gold belt.
All 3 ladies gained 4 inches of heels to their boots and tiny clutch purses filled with condoms and other items that would help them in their new jobs... and each branded with their Logos on them.
"Like did something happen?" Dinah said twirling a bit of her hair. Before the other girls can answer a phone rings...
the former Batgirl reaches into her clutch and pulls out a cell phone."Hello? Oh Hiya Boss... oh my god ... sorry! We didn't realize what time it was! The Birds of Play are on the way!"