“Hay Bro!” a brunette called from the entrance, “It’s your sis!”
Eros, Father and Mother all turned and looked at the loud young lady coming their way. Peter merely hung his head in shame and buried his face in his paws.
“Why did she have to come?”
“She looks rather human for your sister,” Father noted sternly.
“Aside from the bunny ears and that whorish Easter lingerie set she could pass on the streets of the mortal world,” Mother noted with equal parts love and condescending.
“She is my half-sister,” Peter said, “My father had a one-night stand with a muse and she is the result. She is the family idiot. She doesn’t realize she is the muse of furry porn. And she is too dense to realize it when you try to tell her.”
“Oh,” both days said together.
“Hi-ya Petey!” the human rabbit hugged her anthropomorphic half-brother and nearly smothered his head in her bosom, “What’cha up to?”
“Ah, well,” Mother said, “We were just having a talk about a joint venture.”
“Oh, Eros! I am such a huge fan,” she started to gush, “I’m fan-girl-ing right now aren’t I?”
“Eros, Mother, Father this is my half-sister, Bun-bun Rabbit,” Peter said, “Bun this is Eros, Mother and Father Day.”
“Hi, so what are we working on? Do you want us to help with your match making?” Bun started to squeal with glee, “I am so proud to help!”
“Er yes,” Eros said, “We were waiting for you… Here is the list I prepared for you. I am sure you will be able to help bring some order to the world.”
“I know of so many that we can hook up!” Bun seemed to be off in her own world already, “Like that March Harriet or that White Rabbit girl…”
“Good Luck,” Eros smiled at the three rolling their eyes at the newest companion.