Peter Parker was enjoying the rare slow day. No super heroing. No photography to pay the bills. No errands for Aunt May. For once everything was working like it was supposed to. So he was enjoying his lazy day playing around with a weird new phone app that had suddenly shown up on his phone. He was pretty sure it was a prank from his friend Johnny Storm, a.k.a the Human Torch. The only problem with that theory was that the app was waaaaaaay too advanced to be something made by Johnny... maybe if he was getting help from his brother in law Reed 'Mr. Fantastic' Richards, a.k.a. the smartest man in the galaxy. But the fact that it was called the 'Harem App' kinda gave it away as the Harem joke had used on more than one occasion to poke at Peter's complicated love life by Johnny.The database on this app was deep. He'd researched all of the women he had had some kind of relationship with. Mj, Gwen, Felicia, Liz... hell, even Silver Sable was in this thing. He'd run through the usual list of movie stars and models. He taken a looksee at the Superheroines he had a thing for. He'd even checked out the porn stars he appreciated. there was even room set aside for fictional characters. They'd all been in the database. Every single last woman had a file with all the pertinent vital statistic and info.
Currently he was looking at the create/customize feature. He could import his favorite parts from other women and combine them or he could create a woman from scratch. That was more than a little impressive. His first impulse had been to build the perfect woman. That hadn't worked out, too many choices, too stressful, worrying about reaching that perfection.
Now he was just playing around. Messing around with creating his own superheroine. The perfect partner to back him up. A better version of Black Cat. So naturally he'd looked up Catwoman. And almost immediately been paralyzed by too many choices again. Movie, TV, Comic, Books, Porn Parodies. So he'd started off with super powers and built up his Catwoman to have strength, speed, agility and durability similar to his own. It gave him time to decided who would go into his Catwoman and the first was a given, Eartha Kitt, she was by far the most memorable Catwoman. Halle Berry because... well, Halle Berry. Dylan Ryder porn parody Catwoman because he was a horny, horny man. From the comics he was taking his pick of cheesecake artists: Jim Balent, Adam Hughes, Frank Cho, Tim Sale. The app even allowed for costume creation. If he wanted the suit to be part Tim Sale purple suit and part Darwynn Cooke's suit but with Jim Balent's thigh high boots he could merge them all and make it work.
Peter chuckled as he thought up a codename for his superheorine: The Cougar.
He couldn't wait to see what this app's final render of his perfect partner looked like. The graphics of the woman in the displays was one to one perfect. So he was excited to see what his creation looked like. It was with a certain sense of giddiness he tapped the big red button that said CREATE.
As a sudden plume of smoke sprung up from his floor directly in front of him, Peter couldn't help but shiver as he realized something had just gone horribly wrong as he could see a humaniod figure in the smoke. "Oh... boy..."