"Welcome to the Orchid Room," said a woman who looked strangely like a female Igor.
When Yu Narukami had gotten into the taxi to his new apartment in Inaba, he wasn't expecting to suddenly find himself in something that looked like the Velvet Room again.
It resembled the limo the Velvet Room had been before, except everything was in pink. And sitting at the end was the aforementioned Igor-like woman.
"...Do you know a man named Igor?" Yu asked.
"My twin brother," the woman said, never losing her perpetual smile and unblinking gaze. "My name is Shelly."
Yu just nodded. "...Is there an apocalypse going on?" he said. He 'reached out,' realizing he could feel the presence of his persona, Izanagi-no-Okami.
Shelly shook her head. "No. I am simply here to reward you for saving the world, not once, but several times."
Yu shrugged. "Couldn't have done it without my team," he said.
"So humble," Shelly said, chuckling. "But then again, Wild Cards usually are. Check your phone, please."
Yu pulled out his cell phone. Nothing was changed, but there was something new. "Harem App?"
"With this App, you will be able to take control of anyone you want, and turn them into your sexual servant. Change their appearance, their minds, their personality, anything you want," Shelly said. "There are no limitations. You can turn a male female, or a female male, if you so choose."
"...Sounds supervillainy," Yu said.
"Ah, but you aren't a villain, are you?" Shelly said. "I know that you have attraction to all of your female comrades, but held back as you knew you'd be leaving eventually and didn't want to break their hearts. And I know that you're curious about what it would be like with your male comrades, but held back again for various reasons."
Yu blushed, looking away.
"Do not be ashamed. Physical attraction is completely normal," she said. "And because you are a Wild Card, a hero, you will not be cruel to those whom you make into your harem slaves, Yu Narukami."
"I still don't know..." Yu said.
"Use it or not," Shelly said, unpreterbed. "My role is to simply give out the reward. I will say this - Naoto is taking some vacation time from her work. And Inaba's town government recently convinced the studio Rise works at to move their headquarters to Inaba. Which means Rise and those Kanamin Kitchen girls will be there on a regular basis..."
Yu fidgeted, ideas occurring to him.
The limo stopped. "This is where you get off," Shelly said. "I've taken the liberty of paying your bills for the year. And do give my love to Igor if you see him."
"Thank you," Yu said, getting out of the limo... only to find that it had become a taxi again. Blinking, he picked his bags out of the taxi's trunk, paying the driver. He looked up at his apartment... and then down at his phone, the Harem App glowing there.