Harley grinned. It had been fun toying around with enemies and rivals from university, but now it was time to have some fun with more costumed associates.
People like Batman... and Joker.
She giggled. Sure, she didn't hate the Joker, she didn't care about him either way, but still it would be kinda fun to mess around with him a little. Besides, Harley knew that would make Poison Ivy happy, and though Harley didn't give a damn about Joker anymore, she did like her Red.
It would be funny to make Batman and Joker besties. Besides, freaky shit is always nicer when you've got a friend to enjoy it with.
* * *
Joker cackled madly, standing over the Gotham reservoir with his big canister of bubbling chemicals.
"One more step, Batman, and I poison the entire water supply!" Joker giggled. "All of Gotham full of shining, grinning smiles!"
"Joker, don't do it!"
"Or what? What are you going to do?"
Suddenly everything changed. The Joker found himself in some glitzy dressing room, and he felt... different.....
"Get your lily-white ass in gear, Jojo!" came a voice on the other side of the door, banging loudly. "Someone's paid for a private performance from you, both of you!"
"Both of--"
Joker looked in shook at the surprisingly petite figure sharing the dressing room with him.
"I said get out and shake your money-makers! What do you think you're being paid for?"