Bruce stared at the contents of the bag as he laid them out on the sink. It was a schoolgirl outfit consisting of a White Blouse, a Purple Plaid miniskirt, a matching purple tie, a pair of knee high white socks, a pair of patent leather Mary Janes, and a dark blue sweater vest.
He also found a pair of scrunchies for his hair... and a pair of black framed glasses.
He stared for a moment before hearing Alfred's booming voice echo "Miss Wayne get changed and come out here at once... no dawdling!"
"EEP!" he squealed out as he began to put on the outfit.
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"There you look darling." Alfred said as Bruce stepped out in front of him wearing the poor fitting outfit save for the scrunchies that were in his hand as his hair was too short.
"I couldn't put this on, Alfred... don't be mad." Bruce said looking at his feet.
"Oh don't worry... once you're fully rehabilitated not only will your uniform fit much better... you're hair will grow long enough for you to use them, and in fact you'll even forget ever being Batman... come along now Bruce it's time for your class." Alfred said sternly.
"But... but... I" Bruce stammered again trying to work up the will to talk back to Alfred but not being able to.
"Shush... come along dear." Alfred said as he grabbed Bruce's hand and led him to one of the many empty guest rooms that Alfred had converted for the rehabilitation chamber.
Bruce shuddered as he saw the large machine and vials of bright pink liquid surrounding it.
"Now then... I'll be back in like 3 hours... and I expect you to start acting like a proper lady then." Alfred said as he turned on the machine.
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Rae and Liv were busy making out with each other on the table in front of Penguin's established guests... Liv cooing as Rae mauled her fantastic booty... before ripping her hands back and pulling the shorter girls hot pants right off of her.
"You tore my outfit!" Liv pouted.
"Yeah... and what are you going to do about it?" Rae purred.
"This..." Liv smiled as she reached up and pulled Rae's bra off exposing the massive tits to the gangsters who hooted in appreciation.
"Oh is that all..." Rae said nonplussed.
"Nuhuh... I'm also gonna do this you naughty skank." Liv said as she began kneading the taller girls tits before sticking one of Rae's nipples into her mouth.
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Alexa continued pouting during the BORED meeting... she was so totes clever... while the boring people talked about boring things... she had enough
"THIS IS BORING!" Alexa yelled out causing the other members of the board to groan being used to the outbursts and demands of the bratty bimbo.
"Can we like finish... I've got like... important things to do." Alexa said staring at her nails.
"Alright, Alexa we'll send you an email with the important details of the meeting." one of the boring men said.
"Cool... I'm gonna go get a mani-pedi." Alexa said and left the room as the rest of the board stare at her.
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Meanwhile across town at the Daily Planet... much like how Fred's changes to Black Canary affected Barbara Gordon and the Birds of Prey, altering Lex Luthor had a few unexpected changes.
"I'm telling you Chief Lex is up to something and we should keep digging on this." Lois said as she crossed her arms.
"For the last time Lois...." Perry began to respond to Lois when the changes hit. "You are the Entertainment writer... people don't come to you for the hard hitting journalism, they want to read fluff pieces."
"Come on Perry!" Lois said in a slightly whiny tone "I've got a degree in Journalism there's more stories in this town than just who Alexa Luthor is fucking this week."
"I know that Lois, and I know that Alexa is an annoying little brat... but she sells newspapers and you are our best writer so you get the stories that sell our paper it's that simple." Perry explained.
"ugh... fine... I'll get started on Alexa's latest wardrobe malfunction I guess." Lois said a little disguisted.
"Atta girl." Perry said as he sat back down at his desk.
Lois grumbled on the way back to her desk just like in the original world Lois got famous for reporting on Luthor... of course since Alexa isn't exactly the type to be coming up with any brilliant mastermind schemes the content of those articles shifted drastically.
"What's going on Lois?" Clark said as she sat back at her desk.
"Perry still won't budge on moving me to real stories... I'm still stuck on the Luthor beat." She said grumbling the brat's name.
"That's not too bad I mean she sells papers... it's an important job so people can read about the other things going on in the world." Clark says trying to be reasonable.
"Maybe... but do you have any idea how annoying she is? " Lois groaned.
"I don't think she's too bad..." Clark said
"Not too bad? She gave an interview to the papparazi the other day saying that if she was going to "Lez out" with someone in Metropolis it'd be "that reporter lady Lois Lang... with a little makeover she'd be pretty hot... for an old woman anyway." Lois responds staring at Clark.
"Well... I'm sure she meant it as a compliment...." Clark scratched his head.
"Smallville maybe you should go back to writing your story." Lois crosses her arm and continues grumbling as Alexa seemed to know just the right thing to annoy her... which of course was by design whether or not Lois realized that or not.