Deputy Director Maria Hill sat behind her desk on the SHIELD Helicarrier, making sure all of her files were in order for the mission she was getting ready to assign. After two knocks on her door and Maria hits the button to trigger the lock granting entrance to the two female agents.
"Agent Romanov, Agent Johnson. Please come in and sit down, I have a mission of some importance for you." Maria says as the heroes/SHIELD agents known as Black Widow and Quake enter her office.
"What is it boss lady?" Quake says with a smirk as the two sit across from Maria's desk.
"For the past six months there has been a rash of strange occurences and disappearances in the Superhero and more specifically the superheroine community." Maria says as she drags a bunch of files across the floating clear monitor.
"What do you mean?" Natasha says coldly.
"First..." Maria taps one of the files and an Image of Wonder Woman's adventures on the floor of the UN Building is shown. "Wonder Woman makes a wager on the UN floor that the first man who can make her cum will claim her... she made good on her claim and is scheduled to marry the Muzhskovian Delegate Kovach in a few weeks.
"Maybe it's an Amazon thing?" Quake said with a shrug.
"That's highly unlikely, the Muzhskovian people have a view of social heriarchy that clashes with the Amazons entire lifestyle." Natasha responds.
"Indeed. Besides if that was the only strange happening we might be less alarmed at it." Maria pauses before pulling up two more images of official SHIELD photos of Captain Marvel and Power Girl.
"Power Girl and Captain Marvel simutaneously gave up heroism to work full time as Fred Meyers's Boomerbabe Securi-sluts, taking up the mantle of Power Boobs and Cumslut Marvel respectively... Mr. Meyers has been cooperating with us and both women have been thoroughly examined showing no indicators of mind control or brainwashing." Maria stated.
"So they did it under their own power... I mean it sounds strange but... if there's no signs..." Quake said confused.
"There could simply just be using means of control that we are unable to detect." Natasha said flatly.
"Precisely... if that's the case SHIELD wants to know. I feel you should also know that Jen Walters aka "She-Hulk" has closed her law practice and signed on to be Mr. Meyers's personal attorny... records indicate her office was failing on it's own so this may be potentially unrelated." Maria said calmly.
"Is that all?" Natasha said wishing to start investigating.
"Batman, Mary Marvel and a few others have gone completely dark and no one seems to have any idea where they have disappeared to." Maria states.
"So do we have any leads or anything to go on?" Quake said shaking her head at the little information they have.
"I gave you all we know... besides you are two of our best agents go out and prove it." Maria says transfering all documents to the SHIELD agents' personal devices "Dismissed."
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Alfred sat at the dining table... HIS dining room table... in HIS dining room... in HIS manor. It had taken most of the 6 months of planning and making sure every i was dotted and ever t was crossed but all of Bruce Wayne's assetts had been transferred over in his name... Wayne-Tech... Wayne Manor... all of it was his alone. He smiled as he turned to the stocks to see that the Waynetech stock had surged upon news of the successful transfer... he thought about thanking his silent partner Mr. Meyers for making this all possible... but he decided that the money Fred had made from his shares in the company was thanks enough. A few moments later he heard a pair of giggling voices as two sets of petite feminine arms wrapped around him.
"Good mornin' Daddy Alfred!" they said in unison.
"Good morning Bryce, Good morning Destiny did you two girls sleep well?"
"like a dream, daddy..." Bryce said kissing the older man's cheek.
"Yeah, Daddy!" The young blonde said giggling.
"Well sit down for breakfast and I'll take you too school on the way to the office." he smiled as he looked over his handiwork.
"Yes, Daddy." Bryce said with a smile staring dreamily at the older man.
"KAY!" chirped Destiny.
No one would ever suspect the pair sitting before him used to be Batman and Robin. Bruce now Bryce a beautiful athletic girl enrolled at "St. Harriet's School for Young Ladies." Gotham's top all girl school, star athlete of the Gymnastics and Cheerleading squad... and most importantly of all still a role model to Destiny.
The Former Damien as well had been completely changed by the process. The former hard to control hellion has been changed into the perfect prim little princess that worships her big sis and of course her Daddy. Rocking back and forth in her chair in her pretty pink dress and frilly panties waiting for breakfast to be served quietly.
Alfred frowns and picks up the bell at his table and rings it loudly hoping to expediate the new help to serve breakfast to the group.
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Starfire click-clacked down the street in her fancy high heels, smiling brightly... she was dressed in a purple Bikini top and black miniskirt... her skin glowed a bit more orange than usual as she had just returned to Jump City after a 5 month vacation to the Carribean with her Shockerdaddy.
"Starfire!? Where have you been!" she heard a familiar voice call from behind her.
"Oh hello Friend Raven... I was on the vacation." She said with a smile.
"A vacation? Without telling anyone?" Raven said confused looking over her alien friend noticing that she seemed different somehow in a way she couldn't quite put her finger on.
"Yes, my boyfriend surprised me with tickets to the exclusive resort and we left at once... well... after I rewarded him for the prezzie of course." Starfire giggled.
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"Ok, Kara and Kamala you two sluts ready." Barbara said into her mic as she watched the screen showing Supergirl and Ms. Marvel standing on a pink platform.
"Fuck yeah! I'll show the little Jersey bitch that Blondes are the best sluts!" Supergirl said with a wink at the camera.
"No way! I'm gonna show this Kryptonian Cunt how how we do things Dirty Jersey style!" Kamala Khan says making an o with her lips and licking all around it.
Inwardly, the body doubles laughed Ms. Marvel and Supergirl reacted to a break in at a jewelry store, without realizing that the gemstones weren't the prizes they wanted... the two loved going around messing with stuck up hero bitches and turning them on their heads which is why Supergirl and Ms. Marvel were going to be Oracle's latest and dirties porn sluts. Bonny and Carmen almost wished they thought of it when they messed with Mary Marvel and Spider-Girl.