Quake ducked under Selina's diving kick and attempted a roundhouse of her own... however due to the gas it was sluggish and Selina easily ducked it herself and wrapped her whip around the SHIELD agent quickly disarming her.
"Oh you two are so naughty... we are going to have so much fun together." Selina said licking Quake's cheek.
"Selina! This isn't like you... you are under the effects of a reality warper... I'll counter his effects on your mind..." Dick said breathing deeply holding onto the shard which glowed for a second.
"MMm.... so someone wanted Mr. Pennyworth to turn Bruce into a slutty teen... I should thank him... the big Strong Batman out of the picture..." Selina grinned now knowing that Boomerang made Alfred want to change Bruce... but otherwise being unaffected since almost all of her changes were by Alfred not the PC.
"What?" Dick said confused and almost out.
"Be a good little boy and give that toy to me." Selina said holding out a clawed hand
***
"Hey Freddy!" Deadpool said by the cave.
"What? How did you get here..." Fred Meyers said staring at the merc.
"Well I was in the neighborhood... and... heard you were tied up thought maybe you'd want to hire a merc to help you out here." Deadpool said nodding.
"How did you know I was here..." Fred said flatly.
"Well... to be honest I cheated... I was sitting in the other space waiting to be called because let's be honest... it's a story with Marvel characters involved... the D to the P would be showing up eventually... especially with Jimmy writing... and I'm tired of waiting.... so here I am." Deadpool nods.
"I have no idea what any of that means." Fred stares at him.
"Well that doesn't matter but like I said I'm here to help you... so if you don't want my help I can just go back... I've got a Golden Girls marathon taped" Deadpool shrugged.
"Fine what do you want." Fred stared.
"Simple... when you get back to your typey type for your revenge I want a girlfriend... a pretty one... preferably with cash..." Deadpool nods.
"Really?" Fred stared at him.
"look I know what this story is... and I'm not even saying like Sue Storm decides that she's sick of Reed's smartness and wants to ride Pooly D to pound town... but like I'll even take like Silver Sable or Dazzler... no one ever mentions those girls... but they are superheroines so they are super hot..." Deadpool drools a bit.
"Thanks, but no thanks.... I have... " Fred begins to say.
"Right, right your contingency plan... what are they..." Deadpool says flatly.
"I'm not going to tell you... you must think I'm a fool..." Fred stared again.
"Look I'm not with these yutzes... but my point is they don't exist... well not yet... cause Jimmy, Anzaleth and any of the other people writing this little doodad ain't come up with them yet... but I'm here... right now! But... fine wait until they show up... but if you change your mind... just call my name and I'll return." Deadpool said walking off.
****
"Everyone please calm down!" Donna said crawling to the middle of the stage not getting up from her kneeling position.
The crowd continued to talk amongst themselves.
"This wonderful event is not about fancy leashes... or superpowers... it is about one worthless cumslut finding the man that would own her body and soul for all time... that can be symbolized with golden leashes and collars... or simply by grabbing her by the back of her pretty head and dragging her by her hair... besides would that not prove her worthlessness more?" Donna said with a smile