Roger Rabbit, the famous toon star, had his hobbies. One of them was the collecting of movie props of all kinds. Famous or common, big or small, weird or ordinary. The latest batch of props contained an old tea kettle, one which he had been just polishing the dust off it. He was singing "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the ending line, "May Your Dreams Come True".
That was when the smoke rose from the kettle and formed into a redhaired anthropormorphic bunny woman. One which looked like a sexy human save for white rabbit ears, a sexy red dress and shows, plus a cotton tail. She smiled at him and said, "I am Ovyah, the Djinn of the Tea Kettle. Till the moment you die, your wish is my command. How may I serve you?"
"Really? You're my genie? Oh boy. Now what to wish for?" he asked as he tried to figure out the first thing to wish for.
"As long as it can be linked with desire, especially lustful erotic desires. The main limits of my powers, master." she answered him, as he didn't seem to pay attention. A common comedy stetch, as he listed things off. Ovyah shrugged and rolled her eyes, figuring he would learn soon enough.
Roger perked up as he remembed something. Eddie Valiant, the man who had save Roger's life by proving him innocent of murder, had a problem. His girlfriend Dolores had to move away from L.A., which left him single again. Single and alone.
"I can fix that. Make it so Eddie isn't feeling lonely any more. I wish that Eddie Valiant had a gal as great as my Jessica!" he said, the wish vague enough for any kind of comical mayhem to occur. So Ovyah granted it, by....