"S-strip?" the fiery redheaded woman said.
"Yeah, punkin.... I mean you know what type a place this is doncha?" Harley said with a giggle
"A...club." the confused interviewee said
"Well yeah... but specifically this is a brothel that just happens to have a strip club attached." Harley smiled. "The best one in all o' Gotham! So let's see those cute honkers of yours sweetie!"
"Harley... please calm down." Barbara said still trying to figure out the weirdness she was feeling. "We haven't even asked her name yet."
"Poo... I just wanna get to the good parts." Harley crossed her arms in a pout
"oh... um.. My name is Kate... Kate Kane." the person who claimed the name of Batwoman's secret identiy said... except of course Batwoman had short hair, was massively built, and was roughly 6 ft tall.... the woman before them had long red hair tied up in high twintails like Harley, had little muscle mass to speak of and with her big clunky heels might be a towering 5 ft tall.
"Kate Kane?" Barbara said with a flash of remembrance of the old world again.
"Of da Kane's? Oh... I see what's going on here... little Miss Rich Girl wants to strike out againt her parents... well lemme tell you missy The Birds of Play is the perfect place for that..." Harley interrupted again.
"Umm...thanks." Kate said.
"Of course you gotta use a stage name... OOH OOH OOH! What if we like dye a stripe of your hair platinum blonde.... you can be Candi Cane! We could do the same for your bush... and make all sortsa sweet puns for you." Harley began giggling as her mind began racing for advertising ideas.
"Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Babe. She still hasn't shown that she's interested in the job." Barbara said her mind synching more and more with the new reality. "Let's see those fat tits of yours sweetie."
-----
Karen Star, AKA Power Girl sighed as she sipped the beverage she picked up from Pequods Coffe shop... it was pink sweet and didn't taste at all of coffee but Karen drank it all the same. Deciding she needed a change from her usual large black coffee from the local deli near Starware.
"ugh" She said out loud even thinking about her company was giving her a headache... she loved the company and all of her employees but.. between her job as the CEO and her Power Girl duties... she was feeling a bit overwhelmed and in some serious need of some "me time"... "and a boyfriend." she mumbled to herself between drinks