Jennifer watched as her client Nina Dowd AKA the Mutant Mercenary Domino was walked to her seat by the court officers. A bit much for a nonviolent charge... but with Nina's personality and history they probably deemed it necessary. The pale woman grunted as she sat and crossed her arms angrily at having to do this... rather understandably... while most of her Mercenary work was off the books, she was an avenger and shown rather prominently helping to save the world multiple times... they surely didn't need the full pomp and circumstance for a rather ridiculous charge.
The gavel banged and the judge opened the floor for opening statements... Erin got up and stood before the jury.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... the people will show to all of you with countless of tiring research that every single charge Ms. Dowd has against her is true..." Erin said as she took off her jacket and threw it onto her table revealing she was only wearing a lacey green bra under the coat
"and we are willing to show you... everything to prove it." Erin made a kissy face towards the jury and pushed her breasts together.
"OBJECTION!" She-hulk stood up with a finger in the air causing Erin to pout.
"On what grounds?" the judge responded.
"On what grounds?! She's taking off her jacket and offering to show her tits to the jury...." Shulk said angrily.
"Yeah, and... it's opening statements... I opened my coat as is traditional" Erin said looking at her nails bored.
"Yes, I'm going to have to side with Ms. Grá Salach. Over-ruled." the Judge said and banged his gavel.
She-hulk stared in shock for a moment then shook her head... of course she took her jacket off... that's how opening statements worked... right...? Why did everything seem so hazy...
"Alright, Ms. Walters your turn." Erin said with a smile.
"Well... uh... ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is a hero that has saved this planet more times than I can count."
"THAT'S NOT A VERY HIGH NUMBER YOU GREEN BIMBO!" someone yelled from the crowd causing the Judge to give him the evil eye causing him to quiet down.
"ahem... as I was saying... these charges are ridiculous... and let's face it does she really look like someone that needs to resort to prostitution?" Shulk said calmly but noticed the entire jury staring at her jacket covered breasts... she sighed and removed the jacket and tossed it onto the defense table.... she turned around and noticed that there eyes were wide looking down she noticed that her entire chest was bare.
"oooh... not wearing a bra today Shulkie... or do you know how pitiful your case is you had to one up me." Erin taunted.
"umm...well... uh... it's ridiculous to think... uh... Domino... er... my client would sell herself ... uh..." Jennifer tried to recollect herself but the outburst and the fact that her tits were now clearly on display for everyone to see ruined her concentration so she gulped out a final statement and ran back to the desk to sit down.
"Your honor." Erin stood up.
"yes Ms. Grá Salach,"
"I would like the record to state that Ms. Walters just admitted that her client failed to whore herself out, and we have pages of evidence of people attempting to get into her pants and her denying... including someone offering to "Fuck her face for 20 bucks" which as you know is way above market value... can we just move this along then?" Erin smiled as Shulk and Domino look shocked at everything that is happening.
the crowd began to murmur loudly.
"ORDER!" the judge yelled banging his gavel.
"Oh goody we're up to this part... I say a round of beer to the court!" Erin giggled... Jen groaned at the joke before hearing the judge bellow out
"Alright, Ms. Sugartits a round of beers!"
from the doorway towards the judge's chamber a woman wearing a green tutu, green heels, white thigh high stockings, and a white crop top with a pink gavel steps out carrying a tray with pitchers full of beer... the pretty woman has a bright smile on her face and Jennifer swears she looks oddly like one of the usual Prosecutors.
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Cat Grant's eyes narrowed as she watched Lois scamper away from Jimmy trying to earn favor with coffee... like that swill Mr. White stocks the break room with could be called that.
She was never one to hold back if she fancied a man... and well look at the massive hunk of man meat that Mr. Olsen was... she wanted him bad... she wasn't going to let that prude Lois take all the manly men here... she already got to Clark... she kinda frowned at that it didn't seem right comparing Clark to Jimmy... but she shook it off...
She had a plan she was going to invite James out to get some fancy exotic coffee... and maybe she'd get a nice protein shake too. She smiled to herself as she felt her pussy juice begin to drip down her leg.
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the court was in disarray everyone was downing the beer that Ms. Sugartits kept providing seemingly from nowhere. The jury were pretty clearly out of it, the judge was copping a feel on the waitress whenever she came by and well Erin smiled as she downed a pitcher on her own... that's not to speak of what was going on in the gallery
finally the Judge banged the gavel in an attempt to regain some order.
"Well... let's get this over with... first, Ms. Sugartits I sentence you to my chambers..." he said with a spank on her ass causing the waitress to giggle and head to the back.
"Secondly, well... I suppose we should do this properly... has the jury reached a verdict." the Judge said as he looked at the 12 drunken men...
"Yeah, we the jury find her as a total cocktease!" the foreman slurred
"YEAH! THE GREEN BITCH TOO!" another juror shouted.
"hmm... well... then I suppose that settles it." the judge said suddenly very sternly.
"Miss Walters, Miss Dowd... for the abhorrent crime of being a pair of cockteasing bitches... I hereby sentence you to I dunno... 262800 hours of community service... where you are to well Service your community. " The Judge with a laugh and he banged his gavel.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Nina yelled
"I wasn't the one on trial here!" Jennifer added
"Yeah, well this court decided that you should have been Slut-hulk..." Erin said with a giggle.
"and I thought the Judge made it pretty clear that you two hot pieces of ass are going to be strutting your stuff to pay for your nasty prudish ways." Erin smiled and drank some more of the beer that was left behind.
"Indeed, and Ms. Grá Salach has been so kind to find you a court appointed pimp who will be around to collect you shortly. Case dismissed" the Judge said and hit his gavel as he quickly left the stand
"You heard the judge... but in the meantime ladies... there are an awful lot of horny people in this courtroom... you should get your asses to work." Erin smiled.