“THAT IS ENOUGH!” Charles shouted as he sent out a psychic wave that caused every X-beast to feel a painful joult to their groins!
As the X-beasts came to their senses Charles breathed a sigh.
“Gold Team,” he ordered, “Go after The Evolutionary and find Logan and Laura. Blue Team secure our perimeter and ensure that no one is seen!”
*
The X-beasts went about completing their tasks. Charles Xavier was too busy following them to hear the wheezing and sneezing behind him. In their rush yesterday everyone had forgotten about Tabitha Smith.
*
“Laura,” Logan moaned in his drunken stupor, “If he starts to monologue again, cut my head off.”
“Only after you cut off mine,” Laura had a headache from the talking strawberry ice cream’s speech.
*
“Tabitha?” Charles dragged himself away from the stalking senior student, “Tabitha please remember who you are. You don’t want to do this.”
Tabitha extended her claws from her blue paws and pulled the professor back towards her and tore his Hazmat suit in the process.
“Chucky hawt!” She sneezed.
“Tabitha! NO!”
Tabitha tore off his helmet and started to lick his face, then sneezed, and proceed to take apart his pants. Charles found a curious thing, a tingling, emanating from his legs. Rather from between them.
“Tabitha…” Charles started to say “Tabitha… Ah ah ah-choo!”
“Looky,” Tabitha cooed, “Blue ball hair!”