This room was quite for the moment as the people in there were sleeping, not a care in the world as they were not aware of the situation they were in. Not aware of the chaos they would be in the moment they woke up. Which is not long as the twitching of the hero was showing how he was in the process of waking up. Soon he would awake and he would face the situation, which would be a shock any hero of the story. But Aphrodite smiled as she brought the room service cart to the room of one Diana Prince.
*
Diana came out of the Morpheus haze with a head ache. Her body and senses awoke at different rates, she noticed she was blinded, a blind fold on her face, her wrists were cuffed to a head board rail, she was naked except for her bracers, a woman was laying on top of her, the woman had her face one Diana’s bosom, the woman was drooling on her. She almost panicked when she heard the door open.
“Morning!” Aphrodite chirped, “Time to get up girls, I have good news and bad news for you two!”
“Go away!” Cheetah hissed.
The blind fold was yanked from Diana’s face and the cuffs popped open and the blinds flew open! Diana looked in horror, a naked Barbara Minerva AKA Cheetah was laying on her and Aphrodite was serving herself campaign in a satin French maid dress.
“Wake up!” Aphrodite commanded.
Both Diana and Barbara got out of bed and sat on the end of the bed naked still. Aphrodite took a seat on one of the chairs. Both naked women looked around the hotel room. There were torn white dresses by the bed, a framed document was laying flat on a night stand, and a giant trophy check signed to Diana and Barbara Minerva of Themyscira from the Amalgam Comic Hotel Casino in the corner. Both women looked at their hands and noticed the mirrored wedding rings: rubies in the shape of a paw mounted over an emerald.
“I should probably start by explaining that I used you two for a little fun last night,” Aphrodite smiled, “Los Vegas really should just admit that it is my new shrine city, well mine, Dionysus and Ploutus’. At any rate I took you too out for a wild night on the town.”
“How did you control us?” Diana demanded.
“Ah, Tequila and peppermint schnapps,” Aphrodite smiled.
“That would work,” Diana admitted.
“And it explains the hangover,” Barbara rubbed her head.
“At any rate I have some good news and some bad news,” Aphrodite continued, “Normally ‘married in Vegas’ is an excepted reason to grant a divorce. Hera however stole my spell and played with it. You two cannot get a divorce, in fact you two can’t be more than a mile apart from each other. She wanted some revenge on me for all the BS wedding I created out here.”
“How is this revenge on you if we are stuck together?” Barbara demanded.
“I have to listen to every argument and complaint about you two, from EVERYONE!” Aphrodite put her pinky fingers into her ears for effect then took them out, “On the plus side, she made a deal with your animal god Babs, you keep your were-cheetah powers but your ass belongs to Hera and Diana, Circes is now the kitty’s bitch. Oh and you both have to do what each other asks. But you can’t make Wonder Woman rob a bank naked for you Bab’s. No it is up the one being asked as to how they accomplish it, and they won’t break there morals to do it. Let’s say one of you demands a pink unicorn’s head, the other might get you this,” Aphrodite conjured a pink thong with a unicorn’s head printed on the crotch face, “but an original aspect of my spell will go back into effect once I walk out of this room. The closer you two are to each other the hornier you two will get for each other. If you two touch it will be panties flying across the room and ‘let’s screw like rabbits.’ And don’t call bullshit just yet because even holding hands like that will be a cause for a romp once I leave.”
Diana and Barbara looked down and realized they were holding hands.
“Great now we are going to be freaks like the weirdoes’ on Folsom Street. “ Barbara sneered.
“Hay if you two want to go kinky and rubber up,” Aphrodite smirked, “I can recommend a few shops. But that isn’t part of my spell. I am sure that that would be great for porn value. Maybe a few shots and post that on Deviant Art, a little latex Yuri action.”
“NO LATEX!” Diana declared.
“No arguments here princess,” Barbara groaned, “But can you keep it down, still hung over.”
“Ok well I will let you two newlyweds have some private time!”
Aphrodite rose, finished her campaign, then kissed each on the cheek like children then exited the room.
“I need a shower,” Barbara quickly retreated to the shower.