“Mom!” Al shouted as the door burst open, “Monica got suspended again!”
“Jerk!” Monica shouted at her brother.
“Front and center!” Jen screamed at her kids.
Both kids came into her room, in their “normal human forms” both had pale almost Goth skin color and black hair with an almost greenish shine to it. Monica’s school clothes were ripped up.
“What happened?” Jen kept herself from screaming more at them.
“The cheerleaders were picking a fight with me in gym class and then again at lunch…” Monica started her confession.
“And?” Jen Prodded.
“Well…” Monica clearly wanted to avoid answering the question.
“She hulked out on them,” Al grinned.
“They wouldn’t leave me alone and the teachers are encouraging them,” Monica pleaded, “They just want us to go Old School Big Green and level a building so they can kick us out and have Uncle Tony pay for a new building!”
“And I’m sure you were helping to keep things calm,” Jen addressed Al sarcastically.
“Yeah, where were you during lunch?” Monica asked.
“Bathroom,” Al shrugged with a shit eating grin on his face.
Jen looked at her phone as it beeped.
“Jen Walters,” she answered it, “Yes I know Monica is suspended… Both of them? What did Al… In a bathroom? Two weeks? He may not live that long!”
Jen throw her cell phone on her bed.
“Two week suspension for having sex with that Jameson girl in the bathroom!” Jen crossed her arms.
“I wore a condom, and I didn’t hulk out in the middle like Bruce and Betty do!” Al tried to defend his actions.
“Pack your bags!” Jen went back to the bed to grab her phone, “Since you both are suspended for two weeks you are going to join me for a little trip to investigate Ghost Sub Island!”
****
“Come on Ben we have to do this,” April said.
“But…” Ben tried to protest.
“You know it’s coming,” May snapped, “We have to prepare now!”
“Fine,” Ben bent over the sink.
April and May pulled on the rubber gloves and pulled out the bottle.
****
Jen put her phone back into her pocket, and sighed.
“You can scratch the extra supply drops,” Jen turned to Pepper, “Rick the Atom Bomb took Hiro, Skar and Lyra to the Savage Land. Seems Bruce and Betty need some time to themselves.”
“What?” Pepper asked.
“They are trying to figure out what happens when a Hulk is pregnant. So Bruce and Betty are taking a long weekend to figure it out.”
“What did Grey get Red-She?” Al asked crudely.
“Must have Green is too childish to bring her to screaming orgasm.”
****
Peter walked into his apartment and found it empty. He hit the lights and nothing. He looked around, the couch was flipped over, but nothing else was amiss. His kids should be home, MJ doing a TV appearance and they had a pizza delivered.
“Hello?” Peter called, “Kids?”
Peter sensed movement in the apartment. Peter walked into the apartment. None of the windows were open. Then out jumped three Wendigos! Peter know the snarling face and the white hair all too well. He swore and tried to jump out of their grasp when they started laughing. One of them went to a panel in the kitchen and hit the breaker as the others pulled the face masks off.
“Happy Halloween!” the kid shouted.
Peter looked at his kids and let out a nervous laughter.
“Mom told us about the Wendigos when she got drunk this summer at the after party for her movie premiere!” May snickered.
“OK, now take those wigs off!” Peter started to breath normal again.
April shrieked when the strands of webbing struck her hair and her father pulled on it.
“Dad!” we dyed our hair!” May said, “We have a bunch of parties so we figured this way we could do wendigos, Black Cat and Silver Sable, plus a few others!”
“Don’t tell mom until we have had a chance to scare her too!” Ben pleaded.