"Could I have a kiss, Mr. Hatter, sir?" Batman asked. "Please?"

"Of course, my dear."

He held her in his strong hands (or what at least seemed strong to a light mannequin), and kissed her on her plastic lips. To Batman, it felt like fireworks were exploding in his head. It felt like he was dancing on air. It felt like--

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Mad Hatter grinned as all the passwords, all the codes, everything that would allow him to access everything owned by both Bruce Wayne and Batman flew into his hat receiver, and then to his head. The receiver copied everything down so that the Mad Hatter would be able to use it at his leisure.

"Thank you, Batsy. Now you don't need to do anything ever again except be sweet and pretty."

"Oooo."

"And as a reward, you can choose how to reshape the other mannequins."

"Choose?"

"Yes, what do you want your friends to look like?"

Next Chapters

• Batsy wants them all to be cute princesses like him! (Open)
• The guys can become princesses but he wants the girls to become handsome princes! (Open)
• He has another cute idea
• Batsy has become too ditzy to decide. He leaves it to Mad Hatter. (Open)

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