Lady Gaga was going to be damned if some city slut was going to out do her! She began to stark a marionette themed dance routine. Harley started a circus acrobat style routine. Joker for his part yawned. This went on for a few minutes. Joker leaned
forward and turned off the music.
"Alright and now for the Judges," Joker spoke into a microphone in front of him, "Judge one, what do you give Lady Gaga? 7 And Harley? 8 Judge two, how do you rate Lady Gaga? 9 Harley? 6 Judge three what do you have to say about Lady Gaga? 3 And Harley?
10."
Joker got up and walked around the card table.
"Well, looks like Lady Gaga loses this round and Harley is advancing to the next round. But there is good news for the Gaga Fans," Joker leaned into one of the video cameras placed around the mocked up studio, "There is a link to our paybudy account, if
you want to have her back I am going to need a million dollars in that account."
Joker gave one of his more pleasant smiles for the camera in a mockery of innocence. He had stolen the show, the star, made her make a fool of her self and now was going to ransom her back to her idiot fans.
"Ah, Mista J?" Harley said from a laptop.
"What is it Harley?" Joker asked.
"There is an offer of two million for us to kill her."
"Fucking Madonna," Lady Gaga sneered, "That bitch wants me dead for being a better star then her."
"Tell you what folks," Joker smiled in an evil fashion for the camera, "Bonus Round. New Goal is ten Million Dollars, Harley is putting up a link for 'KILL DA SKANK'. So now it is up to all of you. Which account hits the Ten mill mark first or which has
the most at the end of four hours decides the fate of our famous shmuck."
In the Batcave
Batman, Robin, Batgirl were watching the feed on the main monitor while Batman and Oracle were working on tracing the feed.
"Give me your card," Steph was reaching into Tims belt.
"Are you putting in for killing or saving?" Tim shoved her off, "Because I say kill the bitch!"
"Oracle?" Batman tried to ignore the kids next to him, "What's your status?"
"Dick is trying to donate to the save the skank fund!" Babs said over the com line.
Bruce began shaking with rage over the whole situation.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" he bellowed, "WE ARE NOT DONATING TO THE JOKER NO MATTER WHAT IT'S FOR! WE FIND WHERE HE IS BROADCASTING FROM AND WE SAVE THE HOSTAGE!"