"And I know your mental powers have ensared that pathetic goody two shoes, Jean Gray... but let's face it she is a pathetic fool compared to me." 

 

Jean grasped at the leg of her master as he smirked at the defiant Emma. "Oh Really? Do you really think that your power is a match for mine."

 

"Of course, Iam the white queen, empires fall because of my beauty and psychic power." Emma says with a smirk.

 

"Well you have me there... but I do have a secret weapon... something that turns even the most chaste woman into a filthy whore." Edgar says with a smirk.

 

"Oh really?"

 

"Yes. BEHOLD!" Edgar says as he drops his pants revealing his erect penis.

 

Emma's eyes bugged out of her head as she dropped to her knees "It's beautiful... how could I have been such an incompetent fool, please master forgive this worthless slut for thinking she was anything else."

 

"Hmm... sure... of course you'll need to crawl over her and let me spank your slutty ass for forgetting your place... also Ithink you need to apologize to Jean for thinking you were any better than her worthless cunt." 

 

"Of course master" Emma said with a smile... as she crawled over to her master... she did so enjoy these roleplay sessions with her Edgar.

 

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"Woo Let's go Tippy Toe!" Doreen shouted as she darted away again into adventure!

 

MEanwhile invisibly nearby The Easter Bunny was livid... she had placed her fetish eggs all around this damned Squirrel girl... but every time she had somehow managed to avoid them.  It was infuritating... How could she be so damned lucky. It had been weeks and still every time she carefully placed an egg in her path.... the plucky girl would turn around and run of in another direction.

 

"What's that Tippy toe?" Doreen says coming to a stop to bend down to talk to her friend.

 

"Now is my chance!" The angry rabbit girl said and forgoing any sort of trickery just lobbed an egg at her adversaries head.... and it hit! Knocking her over.

 

"Oof. Whatwazat?" Doreen says apparently unchanged

 

"What? No way? I HIT HER WHAT THE HELL?" The rabbit was hopping mad.... 

 

"Hey an easter egg... gross. People should really clean up after themselves. Easter was weeks ago." Squirrel Girl says picking up the egg and depositing it safely in the garbage.

 

"WHAT?!" The rabbit looked at her calendar and gulped she had failed... it was May and all she managed to do was transform one crummy hero... she faded back to whence she came hopping mad and cursing Squirrel Girl's name..

 

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THe dark force that was sending these holiday figures was livid. Twice now it had been thwarted by this Squirrel Girl... and once even distracting one of the more powerful figures... it decided to ignore her for the time being as he desperately grabbed for the next figure he could find... there was a faint one it had never felt before.... strange.

 

IT reached within itself and called it forth, and with a pop and a cry of

 

"WOO! Bruh!"  It was there. It was a man in a "PArty State U" t-shirt, jorts, flip flops and a sombreror... with a pair of maracas in one hand and a 12 pack of Cerveza in the other.

 

"And who the hell are you?" The force asked.

 

"Woah, bruh... I'm the Cinco de Mayo, Bro. And Iam ready to party!" He said shaking his maracas.

 

"What?" The force asked.

 

"See brah, I have my marachas and my cerveezas and with them I like totally find the frigid and lame superladies and turn them into like bitchin' hawt party sluts... it's awesome bruh." He said with a nod.

 

"Right... good luck with that." The force said wondering what the hell he had just unleashed