The former SHIELD safehouse had been completely renovated... gone was the clinical functional interior replaced with everything needed to make it the best sorority house in the country. They of course kept all of the advanced SHIELD technology littered throughout... even though it was likely no one there could use or even understand most of it anymore... the large SHIELD logo on the main wall had been painted over and replaced with the Sorority's letters Delta Mu Beta.
Beer cans, pizza boxes and used condoms littered the house was remnants from the impromptu party the night before... the whiteboard that used to be used for strategic planning currently had two columns listing "Beers Drunk and Guys Fucked" and tally marks listing stats for the 3 former elite agents... as Daisy alluded to on the phone the youngest member, Melly May, had the most marks in the guys fucked column by far... not that the other two didn't have an impressive number shown in their own right. The Chapter Head and de facto leader of the trio Daisy managed to drink the most last night if the board was to be believed.
"Dammit!" Daisy said as the screen cut out.
"Like what happened?" Jemma asked as she sat at a desk painting her long nails. The New Jemma Simmons had long platinum blonde hair currently tied in a top-knotted pony tail, an impressive bust, and long smooth legs she was just as beautiful as the precious stones her name resembled and while sh e was not nearly as big a slut as Melly, nor did she enjoy shaking her ass and drinking heavily nearly as much as Daisy, mentally she was roughly similar to a gem as well.
"Some skank moved in and cut us off before Dick could answer if he wanted to go on a bar crawl with us." Daisy pouted.
"We could still go out and find some dick of our own." Melly said smiling.
"Jeez Melly didn't you have enough last night." Daisy said pointing to the scoreboard.
"Never." Melly coyly said with a grin as she twirled one of her tails...
"like shouldn't we clean up from our party?" Jemma said looking over the main room.
"Eventually yeah... but we're critically low on beer... and me and my booty feel that it's time for an after party." Daisy said wiggling her hips... "So let's go get ready to hit the town and show them why Delta Mu Beta is the best sorority in the universe."
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In the middle of the chaos caused by Squirrel girl, unnoticed by the majority of people too focused on the spread of the growing party zombie apocalypse the Cinco De Mayo Bro was sitting on the patio of a restaurant his sombrero laying on the table next to his case of beer, his pants were down around his ankles and two hot college age girls were busy alternating giving him a blow job. Before Doreen got a hold of them they had been a middle aged bank manager and a waitress at a nearby diner...but now like all the rest they were just two desperate drunken partiers. Lisa Vasquez the former bank manager engulfed his cock in her slutty mouth, while her sister Sofia lapped at his balls.
"MMM... you two skanks sure know how to celebrate your holidays." he said while patting the slutty sisters on the head... up until roughly 10 minutes ago both sisters would have called him a racist asshole considering that they were Puerto Rican not Mexican... but right now that didn't quite seem important to them... the Bro reached into his case of beer and to his horror discovered that it was empty...
"Bummer... sorry babes, but it looks like the party is over for me... I gotta get back to my studies" he said as he slowly faded away until the two women were kneeled in front of no one... the two sisters were confused for only a moment before they instead turned on each other and embraced in a deep kiss.
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The dark force was actually rather surprised at the success the bro had managed to bring. He had converted more people than any other of its former attempts... granted none of them were slaves to villains but the 4 heroes he did convert weren't going to be thinking about trying to stop crime any time soon... and the rest well they'd cause enough chaos that it would cause the heroes a massive headache trying to contain.
But there was business to attend to so it gathered his power and called forth its next mischievous minion. With a loud pop a pornographic version of a 1950's housewife was in its realm. The woman smiled brightly and adjusted her pearl necklace... "Hello sir,"
"Ok, what is your deal." the voice asked.
"Me? Well I'm Milfy Mayi... and I can make the converted heroes and heroines want to get a villains bun in their oven pronto." the MILF smiled
"Sounds fun... good luck."
"I don't need luck darling." Milfy said with a curtsy as she entered our universe.
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The two women were sweating heavily they had no idea how long it had been but the vibrators had been going so long that they had since stopped the snarky comments back and forth as they needed all of their energy to focus on not letting the other one cum... which was becoming an increasingly hard thing to do as they started to lose themselves in the pleasure... but before that happened the machines cut off and the door opened.
"I'm back bitches." Edgar walked in.
"Welcome...back... master." both women say in unison clearly exhausted from the ordeal.
"So... Blonde Bitch." Edgar looks at Emma.
"yes, master?" Emma responds.
"Did you cum?"
"No, master..." Emma responds immediately.
"Excellent, good job firecrotch you can follow instructions" Edgar said.
"Now then, did this bimbo prevent you from cumming?" Edgar said looking at Jean.
Jean bit her lip thinking of her answer... she should tell the truth but if she lied and said she did Emma would be punished again and maybe she could use that to help her standings with her master... but at the same time she couldn't lie to him... could she?
"Master sh-" Emma started to tell Edgar her thoughts.
"I Didn't ask you slut." Edgar said slapping Emma in the face shutting her up. "Now Jean did you cum or not?"