the car pulled up to the ma-

 

"HEY JIMMY!" Deadpool rushes into frame before the scene is set.

 

"What is it?" 

 

"well I was thinking, I'm just saying if you guys want to take my girls away... I'll be hearbroken but understanding." Deadpool said looking nervously.

 

"Why would we do that?" 

 

"I dunno... feeling charitable I mean who wouldn't want Susie, or Shulkie... or hey Diana has a popular movie out I'm sure someone else would love to play with her as like... I dunno someones July Fourth firecracker..." Deadpool said.

 

"uh...huh." 

 

"DAMMIT WADE!" She-hulk is heard yelling

 

"YOU GOTTA DO ME A SOLID JIMMY! THESE WOMEN ARE CRAZY! DO IT FOR ME! ONE OF THE ONLY GUYS WHOSE COMICS YOU STILL BUY PHYSICALLY!" Deadpool pleads pathetically. "HEY!" 

 

"Stop trying to get out of your sexy duties Wadey..." She Hulk walks in wearing a sexy maid outfit.

 

Deadpool whimpers.

 

"Oh man up... you begged for 3 sexy fuck dolls and you got it buster." She Hulk said.

 

"I think you should do what she says Wade..." 

 

"YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!" Deadpool says on the verge of tears. "STOP THAT!" 

 

"Jimmy think you can do me a favor." She hulk says sweetly. 

 

A door appeared in the white background leading back to the Pool-cave. 

 

"Thanks," Shulkie blows a kiss towards the fourth wall and grabs Deadpool.

 

"Nooooo.... HELP ME! GAV! ANZALETH! ... any of you other authors on this site!" Deadpool claws at the ground as he is pulled through the door and it disappears behind him.

 

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ANYWAY.... as I was saying.... uh... I seemed to have lost my train of thought ... something about Jean arriving at the mall...  this fourth wall stuff is hard.