Chloe Sullivan & Lana Lang walked across the campus for Metropolis University their classes for the day finished and Chloe now heading to work at the daily planet.
“And where is Clark now?” asked Chloe.
“Pete’s playing some big basketball tournament so he’s gone to see him so I have a whole weekend to myself.” Replied Lana.
“Oooh I feel a girly weekend coming on, want me to find out what Lois is doing.”
“Yeah, It’s been ages since we did anything without Clark.” Lana said bumping into another girl, “Oh I’m so…..” Lana was cut off momentarily as her eyes reached the girls unbelievably huge chest , “…….so sorry.”
“That’s like so Ok, I’m fine.” Replied the girl.
Lana was shocked by her appearance, not just her huge chest but the pouty lips the platinum blonde hair and the tiny mini dress and sky high heels.
“I’m Candy, I’m like trying to find people to come and like do work and stuff for BT.” She handed Lana a flyer and then passed one to Chloe who was just as shocked by the girls appearance as Lana.
“Ok.” Said Lana trying to avert her eyes from Candy’s chest as she walked away, “Oh my god.” She said turning to Chloe, “Did you see that girl.”
“Yeah, kinda hard to miss, still effective advertising strategy.”
“Chloe!”
“I’m serious, take that guy up there handing out leaflets, he hands them to people and as soon as they pass him the scrunch them up and toss them now her guys stop and stare ‘cause they’re just guys and girls stop and stare in total shock because we all know no self-respecting woman would want more silicone in her chest than there are in Metropolis’ entire computer network.”
“I didn’t know you studied advertising.”
“No, Lois insists on reading the Planets advertising strategy guide when bored and for some reason the concept of silent reading is lost on her, maybe she should take a leaf out of BT’s advertising book boost the Talons profits.”
“I don’t think Mrs Kent would be to happy with that.”
“I guess Lois could re-launch her pole and lap dancing career that would really pack in the customers.”
“Pole and Lap dancing, something you’re not telling me.”
“No.” Chloe replied turning her head away from Lana, “Nothing, now moving on.”
“Well I guess I could do with some work but if that’s the kind of girl they want…”
“I think they only need her to hand out flyers,” said Chloe looking at the flyer in her hand, “Says here they’re looking for secretaries, cleaners, lab techs, cafeteria staff and more.”