"Friday continue with the analysis of the database I'm going to be proactive and take over SHIELD removing them as an obstacle." Tony notifies Friday.
"Of course sir shall I keep Pepper and Riri occupied in the meantime?" Friday asks.
"Do what you feel is best Friday I trust you." Tony says before donning the endosyn armor and heading for the Triskellion.
Director Maria Hill and Mutant Liason Dazzler, secretly Mystique,were bound by some sort of strange nanobots Tony released while ambushing Shield. It was amazing has fast he was, Tony took over one of the most powerful organizations on Earth in only thirty minutes!
"Whatever this is, Tony, you'll be stopped." Maria scolded.
Tony laughed. "It's the Iron Evolutionary now."
"Really?" Dazzler rolled her eyes. "That's what your going for?"
"Like I really need criticism from a musical hack." Tony spat. "Besides, it fits me perfectly. Mankind needs a new direction and I have the means take them there!"
"So, you're just gonna turn women into dogs?" Dazzler's skin turned blue, Maria's eyes lit up in shock, but Tony wasn't that surprised. Of course, it's Shield, there was bound to be an enemy agent in their midst.
"Not just dogs. Cows, Pigs, Chickens, I'll make women more in touch with natural urges."
"Sounds like you're the pig, 'Iron Evolutionary ' ." Mystique sarcastically rolled her eyes.
"It's an ideal world."
"Sure." Mystique nodded. "If you did shit to dudes too, maybe. Wouldn't mind seeing a horny, muscular Steer in blue, if you catch my drift."
"Why are you giving him ideas?" Maria glared
"Yeah, like I wanna have utters and moo like a goddamn idiot. I'm pitching for a job interview, genius!l
Tony raised an eyebrow. "You want to work for me?"
"You took down Shield, you clearly have magic, and I really want to make Black Widow a fat ass chicken woman that mindless clucks from dusk to dawn. I can be anything I want, believe me, this stuff turns me on. I'd be a great asset to your project."
"Hmm..." Tony thought to himself as Maria panicked that she was about to be transformed into some sorta strange animalistic fantasy. "I think..."