Selina Kyle glanced back at the former Batman and Green Lantern. She was impressed the duo still had their clothes on and were still managing to keep their hands more or less to themselves, but she had once again caught them tentatively making out and noticed Bruce’s hand resting on Kyle’s well toned inner thigh. She turned back to her work and sighed.
“Penny for your thoughts.” The voice belonged to Jade, the green skinned daughter of Green Lantern Alan Scott. Hours ago, Bruce and Kyle had teleported the two women up to the satellite to help them find a remedy for their current condition. With their lust addled minds, they’d failed to recruit the sort of genius level intellects needed for the challenge - not that either woman was any slouch - and instead brought up their most trusted female lovers. Every now and again, Bruce would become clear headed enough to give them some instruction on wiring a new device, but those moments were becoming fewer and farther between.
“I’m just frustrated,” Selina eventually replied.
“You and me both,” laughed Jade. She glanced at Catwoman’s purple tank top and noted her nipples poking through the fabric. “But I don’t think that’s the only thing that’s bothering you.”
“Is it that obvious?”
Jade shrugged. “What scares me is that I’ve never even really been into girls, but those two are distracting as fuck.”
Selina allowed herself a laugh, setting her work down, glad that Jade had finally broken the ice. “Well, I am into girls and let me tell you, those two are real grade A pieces of ass!”
Jade laughed aloud. “I just want to lick that sexy six pack!”
“And I could suck Bat-Boob’s titties for days!”
Jade blushed a bit. “Hell, maybe it would help. It seems like Bruce only gets clear headed after they’ve blown off a little steam. A full blown fuck is probably just what those two need.”
Selina’s eyes brightened. “Hey! I think you’re on to something!”
“Oh, god, Selina. I didn’t mean it. Besides, I could never keep up with those two.”
“Who says we couldn’t?” Selina picked up two gas bombs from the table. They were among the handful Bat Babe had thrown at the heroes, but these two hadn’t detonated, instead they’d gotten stuck in Green Lantern’s energy bubble. One bomb was marked Irish Lassie, the other German Bombshell. Jade glanced at Kyle, bit her lip, and selected the Irish one.