January 12 2018
Reputation:Positive
Respectability: Massive Shaker
Income: $1000000
Debt: $0
The owner of the salon is looking at his emails seeing how much money is being thrown in his direction after Lois Lane’s article. He was considering on how he could improve the salon with his newly acquired funds when Herbert gives him some news.
“Sir Lois has booked an appointment yesterday and should be arriving soon. What should we do?”
“Oh wait it’s today? Sorry Herbert time flies when you’re doing accounting. Just give her what she asks for and don’t hypnotise her in any way. We don’t want such a major figure traced back to us being changed before we are making our legal and financial nest egg.
Lois Lane walks through the salon door with a recording device just in case anything goes wrong.
“Why hello Miss Lane. What would you like for your appointment” Asks Herbert.
“I would like you to do my hair. I am going on a date with Clark and I want to surprise him.” Said Lois.
“Of Course! Your wish is my command” Says Herbert with his best salesman voice.
Lois Lane sits on a salon chair while Herbert starts considering what would we be the best way to spice up a date.
Herbert finds Ultra Hair Conditioner #1 which makes you ten times more charismatic than the average person and Love Potion #11 which makes you comes across as perfect for 1 day.
Meanwhile
The owner is looking at the salons emails when he notices that a donor suddenly stopped funding him.
The emails reads “I apologise most sincerely for this drop in funding but a better offer has come up in the salon business and therefore I must fund Ultra Salon. I hope you understand.
“How the hell is he better than me. I need to find out about this Ultra Salon.”
He does a quick google search and he discovers something worrying. “Every single review on this salon is five stars. Nothing that’s good.”
He looks at the salon using google images.
“Hey it’s guy from the auction and is that our equipment? Sure it looks slightly different but its unmistakably ours.”
Back to Herbert and Lois
“ Thanks Herbert. I have a feeling the date is going to be perfect” Says Lois
“It’s a pleasure Miss Lane.” Says Herbert.
“Herbert I need you here immediately.” Shouts the owner of the salon
“My apologies Miss Lane but duty calls. Call me on how the date went.” Says Herbert while charging to the owners office.
“Herbert we have a pest who somehow got earlier models of our equipment and is now using it to brainwash customers and patrons into giving him money and reviews.” Says the owner seething in anger.
“Herbert by the end of the year we need to bankrupt this bastard and take back what’s ours.”