Power Girl soared through the streets of Metropolis she was out on patrol looking for any signs of reportedly missing women... several of which were known Aliases of Super Heroines. The first to vanish was Wonder Woman a few months ago... most assumed that she went back to Paradise Island or went undercover on a mission for the Amazons without telling anyone that didn't need to know. But the past week Barbara Gordon, Zatanna Zatara, Katherine Kane, among others have simply disappeared without a trace and any attempts technologically or magically have failed.
Power Girl hovered over the city scanning with her super senses to pick up anything... when she felt a tiny prick like an insect bite on her neck, before she suddenly felt sluggish... slowly descending onto a nearby roof as the world went black.
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Karen Starr groggily rubbed her eyes as she came too... she noticed she was sitting in a strange classroom and dressed in a schoolgirl's outfit the top 3 buttons missing showing off her wonderful cleavage. Looking to her left and right she noticed the women she was looking for as well as the teen heroines Starfire and Raven... and women she didn't recognize all sitting at their desks seeming to be as confused as she was.
"Good Morning, Ladies!" A chipper female voice came from the front of the room as a familiar looking woman with dark hair was in a 50's style dress with a cardigan sweater over her shoulders and a big smile.
"..." her smile turned into a frown after a moment of silence. "Ladies... when someone greets you, it is only polite to respond... since this is the first day of class I will be lenient... but the next time it happens there will be punishments handed out."
After saying that her bright smile returns "You ladies are especially lucky! You are the first class of the Diana Prince's Academy for Etiquette and Homemaking. As such I expect all of you to excel to show off the wonderful school program."
"Wonder Woman?" Power Girl says shocked
"mmm... yes, I used to go by that name... before I had my epiphany. So... ladies today is orientation day. The point of this school is of course to make sure all of you young ladies are able to lead the truly successful lives as wives and mothers. We'll teach you the skills on how to cook, clean, and service your man in all ways. Of course if you don't have a man you will still need to take care of yourself so you'll also learn all the skills needed to be a Secretary, Waitress, or other jobs were you'll be in service to men." Diana smiled.
Several of the women raised a little bit of a fuss over this which Wonder Woman put down with a loud clap. "I know you are all excited to get started but if you girls need a little more motivation we already have some of my Husband's friends willing to marry the valedictorians... and for the younger ladies not quite ready to be married... my wonderful son Kevin needs a perfect girlfriend... and I'm sure he'd love to be with any of you." Diana smiled
"Wait son? Diana had only been missing for months... how could she have a son old enough to have a girlfriend" Power Girl wanted to say but remained quiet.
"Now I'll go over the roster and pass out your class schedules..."Cory Anders, Rachel Roth, Katie Kane, Barbie Gordon, Pamela Isley, Zatanna Zatarra, Jean Gray, Betsy Braddock, Harley Quinn, Karen Starr," Wonder Woman began calling out names and women raised their hands... when Karen heard her name her hand shot into the air seemingly of its own accord... after a number of names sheets of paper were passed back.
"Now, to go over some of the classes you have... some are self explanatory like Cooking and Cleaning 101, others might need a little explanation like Fem 101... that's called Female Inferiority 101 it's all about teaching you girls the follies of Feminism and why men are just inherently superior.' Diana had a bright smile
"Sexual Education is also listed since pleasing your man in the bedroom is just as important as cooking a roast or polishing his desk. Of course I know most of you are REALLY experienced in that area... so this has the greatest variance in skill levels among you." Diana smiled.
Power Girl grumbled as she saw "Expert" written under it...
"Friend Raven..." Kara heard whispered behind her "What does "Expert" mean"
"It means... like really good at something Star." she heard flatly whispered.
"Oh goody... I am the Expert at the sex!" Star said giddily... "What does that word on yours mean... "Re-me-di-al"... is that good?"
"Yeah, Star... it's great." the dour voice responded.
"Oh joyus!" Star giggled.
"I know you are all excited but I please must insist you all stay silent... I don't want to have to send you to Miss Frost for punishment already." Diana said flatly.
"Now do you have any questions about your new school?" Diana smiled.
Power Girl had a few... like why wasn't she or any of the other women storming out... why were they all sitting nicely in a seat while this madness was going on... and ... strangest of all why doesn't she seem to mind.