"Wait.  You have a cuckoldry fetish like my wife does?" Spider-Man asked, clinging to the side of one of Mr. Fantastic's devices.

 

 

The elastic supergenius nodded.  "Yes, I do, actually.  You really think I would have let Namor even near my wife if I didn't?" he said.  

 

 

"...So she WAS cheating on you with him," Spider-Man said, remembering the Invisible Woman's past interactions with the king of the seas.  

 

 

Mr. Fantastic nodded.  "I'm honestly surprised that Franklin is mine, all things considered.  Valeria is Doom's daughter," he said.  

 

 

"DOOM got to knock up Sue?!" Spider-Man said, incredulous.

 

 

"Victor's REALLY mellowed out since fucking my wife and impregnating her," Reed said.  "It's been wonderful to work with him.  So much good being done..." He smiled weakly.  "Honestly, Peter, I know I'm a terrible husband.  I get so wrapped up in my work that I end up neglecting my wife's needs.  If she finds comfort in another man, I'm fine with that.  Plus it gives me great porn to relax to later, seeing my wife get fucked by a hot young stud."  

 

 

"Uh huh..." Spider-Man said, amused by all this.  

 

 

Mr. Fantastic smiled.  "Really, it's quite fascinating.  I've got a huge collection.  Johnny, Ben, Victor, She-Hulk, Namor, a rather disturbing yet strangely appealing session with the Power Pack...  Plus, I wouldn't worry if you get Sue pregnant and the child ends up with spider powers.  I've created a hundred contingencies and cover stories."  

 

 

Spider-Man quirked an eyebrow.  "Sounds like you want me to impregnate your wife.  To put a little spider-bastard inside her," he teased.

 

 

"Please?" Mr. Fantastic said.  "Something about my wife carrying another man's child is incredibly hot.  And didn't you say your wife wants you to knock up as many superheroines as possible?"

 

 

"Not outright, but I can tell that's what she wants," Spider-Man said wistfully.  "GOD I love that woman..."