"Oooo, Georges, stop eet! Ah am workeeng!"

"Sorry, mon petit, but you are zo scrumptious!"

"Go away with you, you 'andsome theeng! We can play later!"

Stephanie shooed his hunky husband out of the door before getting back to work.

Yes, he needed to discover who this someone was, and stop whatever nefarious things from happening.

Stephanie sighed. It seemed a little strange to be hunting down a person who had given Stephanie so much, who had taken a poor unhappy lonely Captain America and made him into this gorgeous fem-boi who had such a wonderful man to take care of him and fulfill his every need.

Stephanie thought about all his friends: Tony, Hank, Thor, Bruce, Sam, and all the others. They often seemed so sad, certainly not as giggly and joyful as Stephanie felt now.

Maybe he could figure out a way to stop the villain from doing anything truly wicked but still use the powers to build better lives for his friends.

Stephanie cutely furrowed his brow. Sometimes his brain felt so fluffy -- it was hard to think. But still, he wanted to help his friends sooo much! He needed to think of something!

* * *

"Hey, Mistah J!"

"Finally!" Joker growled. "Where the fuck were you, Harley?"

"Just talkin' 'bout stuff with folks," the butch chauffeur said as she strode into the room. "Real shame, puddin'."

"What is?"

"How even though you're smiling an' stuff, you often seem angry all the time. We gotta turn that clown frown upside down!"

"What are you talking about?" Joker said.

"Baby Cakes told me what you need, Mr. J! You need some lovin'!"

Harley suddenly grabbed the Joker in her powerful arms and spun him around, then bent him forward.

"Harley, what the fuck!" Joker struggled, but she was too powerful.

"Baby Cakes gave me somethin' tah make you feel reeeeeal good!" 

Harley unzipped her fly to reveal a huge white cock.

"Mmmm, you gonna love me maken' my puddin' in yer butt, puddin'!"

* * *

Baby Cakes giggled as she snorted cocaine off of Black Canary's heaving silicone-stuffed tits the Penguin fucked her ass doggie-style.

It was true what they said about men with big noses!

"OOoooo, I'm so fuckin' wicked!" Baby Cakes squealed, the teen tart's eyes alight with drugs and deviltry. "An' I fuckin' LOVE IT!"