Hidden deep in the Colorado Rockies was the former Weapon X facility that now housed the new Xavier School for Mutants. Inside Cyclops, Emma Frost, Magik, Magneto and Shadowcat were having a staff meeting. They were on a constant campaign to recruit
new mutants before the government or Wolverine could get to them. They had recently had a major coup when Shadowcat and the time displaced original X-Men had joined their ranks.
When the meeting finished, Emma retired to her room. She logged onto her computer and started to scour the news sites and social media for any news about a new mutant manifestation. She loaded her itunes program and launched her playlist. While the
music droned on, Emma started to daydream. She didn't notice when her usual music suddenly changed to the song "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson.
She continued to surf the internet, oblivious to the changes that were happening to her. Her perfectly manicured nails changed into a cheap set of press ons. Her flowing blonde hair lightened and shifted into a pair of bleach-blonde pig tails. Her toned
physique softened considerably. Her carefully applied make-up became a painted on mess. Her expensive, perfectly symmetrical implants became larger and more obviously fake. Her black, leather uniform morphed into a pair of Daisy Dukes, a flannel shirt tied
off under her breasts, and a set of knee high cowgirl boots.
The final changes were mental. Gone was the demure, proper Emma Frost. Now she was Emmylou Frost. Instead of dedicating her life to the survival and education of the mutant race, her mind was now preoccupied with lesser thoughts. She was hit with a
sudden urge for cheap beer and dirty sex. Emmylou got up from her chair and started back to the male students living quarters