In his master control room in the Mojoverse, the mighty Mojo was looking at his ratings.
"Hmm, not bad," he thinks, "but they could be through the roof. What we need is... porn!"
Mojo dumps a box of tapes, to determine what will be the first porno.
"Hmmm. Return of the Jedi? Too cliche. Hell Comes to Frogtown? Has potential. Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone? Another possibility. Scooby Doo: Music of the Vampires? Why not. Vampires are big right now. Flash Gordon? I think it's been done,
, but, what the heck. What are these cartoons doing here? Galtar and the Golden Lance? Aladdin the series? Maybe there's something that can be done with those. OK, we've got a good selection. Now, I need a star."
Mojo starts scanning Earth for the perfect woman to be seen naked by his viewers. Eventually, he sees actress/model Mary Jane Watson.
"Oooh, she's perfect. I might even want to slip her a little Mojo myself."
With a press of a button, Mary Jane is transported from New York to the Mojoverse.
"Now," thinks Mojo, "which one will we make first..."