Susan’s Mind was still in a fluster when she opened the door to the lab and was assailed by the smell of cheap liquor. Reed was seated in a chair with his back towards her and his hand resting on an open bottle of whiskey.
“I Don’t know whats worse Sue…” Reed poured himself a glass and then downed in one shot, “That Stark was right that you were making porn on the side,” Reed’s head rolled back and dropped to the floor, “Or that he really did know the cheapest lick-her to get me shit faced.”
Sue covered her mouth with her hands, and then sank to her knees.
“Lab, privacy mode,” Reed slurred, “code Reed Alpha three Shit-faced.”
“Reed,” Sue said.
“I got to say babe,” Reed kept talking with his head upside down on the floor, “That was a hell of a lap dance you gave me last night. That wasn’t an act there, you had me harder then I had ever been before!”
“What?” Sue couldn’t believe what she was hearing!
“Yeah the other guy you were groping? Pepper’s Husband Happy!” Reed Giggled.
“What? How?” Sue stammered, “Who else?”
“Tony and Natasha were also there for your little orgy!”
“But?” Sue stammered.
“You aren’t the only one that can use that little machine to change how you look!” Reed Giggled, “But still what are WE going to do now?”
Sue was scared at how serious Reed’s tone just turned.