Title

She finds Bats and Red... and Holee-Poottie! He's also that Hottie Bruce Wayne!

by C.King
Storyline Infinity Gem Madness!
Characters Batman Harley Quinn Poison Ivy
Category DC
Previous Chapter Blue of Mind, really bad.

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 Figuring she could fly by using telekinesis and make herself invisible by either making minds ignore her or telekentically bending light around her, she used all of the above to explore Gotham. She used her mind powers to merge the blue gem to the back of her right hand and made a decoy one of the left hand. She then manipulate the light to make them look red and black.

 She had come to Gotham to visit her friend, Poison Ivy, except... "Red left the Arkham coop before I got there. She has to be out here somewhere. So I just have to look for her brain and... there.. in the greenhouse... fighting the Bat!"

 She soon arrived and snuck in as Ivy had Bats in the vines. She scanned the minds of her friend, because why have mental powers if you're not nosy. The clown girl thought to herself, 'Normal stuff. Save the planet, avenge nature, visit yours truly. Okay, in the Bat's head... What the Fudgie! That jerk Bats' is that hottie Bruce Wayne! Well, given my last boyfriend's faults it's pretty minor. Still sexy bod, billions of buck, soft touch to strays both animals and people. Even wants to help most of the Arkham crew, including me and Red.'

 She made Red and Bats pause, as Harley started to think what she wanted to do here. She didn't wants Bats dead, as he did too much in both IDs. She also didn't want Red in trouble, sent back to the nuthouse. Also she was having a hankering for Red n' Greens with Brucecake, even if she had to eat some Batsel Sprouts,"Then again I have the mental mojo. Even B-man's brainshields can't stop me if I work on it. Boy, is his brain orderly. Like a sterilized clean room mixed computer database. Ivy's like a forest, mix of order and randomness. My brain is like a teen boy's room, messy chaos... even if there is some mad method to it.

 So first remove their angry moods and need to fight, add a bit where they're more reasonable and much more agreeable... to me. Ooooo... I'm also put this in their heads. When I say, "Don't cha wanna rev this Harley?", I'll make the two of them fall heads over heels for me and the other. Bat falls for me and Red, Red for me and B-man! Love and a hot kinky lust. Just in case, like an insurance policy. Besides, I can take it out if I need to.

 Time to appear and start the show!" as she let them begin to think and move again, except for all that breathing and stuff to keep'em alive. She also landed and let them see her.


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