((Author's note: Takes place in what's basically our reality))

 

You were a little surprised, to say the least, when you saw the app your email.  Before you could stop it, it downloaded to your phone.  Running a virus check and malware check, you found that there was nothing wrong with it.

 

But it was just so weird... Tainted Love?

 

You click on it, pulling it up on your phone's main screen.  A man with what you could only describe as anime hair, a bright silver color, appeared.  "Congratulations, sir!  You have been given a chance to use the beta of our Tainted Love harem generator app!  Just type in the name of the person you want, be they real or fictional, and they will become your sexual servant for life, completely devoted to you and more than willing to use all their resources to protect you!  Gender is no barrier either.  Want to bang Batman but not into guys?  Simply specify using our simple search system that you want to turn Batman into a girl.  Multiple versions of the same character?  Don't worry, our search engine will automatically ask you to specify and provide all the candidates. Got a special kink?  Just click on your harem member's profile and you'll be able to indulge it!  Don't worry about feeding, our special app provides all the food you'll need!  Want sexy outfits?  Our 'Toyland' app will give your girls sexy clothes to wear for absolutely free!  Build up your harem!  Add friends, family, fictional characters, your original characters, someone else's original characters, anyone!  It's all yours, with Tainted Love!" 

 

You close the message and look at the screen.  There's three tabs.  One showing 'Harem Members,' which had nothing in it yet, one marked 'Toyland' which looked like a shop but was locked due to not having any harem members yet, and another showing a simple search engine.  There was a toggle switch on the search engine page, one 'male' and 'female.' Female was active.  

 

You stare, not sure what to do.