Selina was bending over, she was contorted in order to avoid breaking the IR laser grid that surrounded the jewel display case. It was an exact replica of the crown display case in the Gotham University Historical Archives Museum. Bruce had installed it to allow Selina, Thorn and Tiger to play without of committing felonies.
“Ah… your butt is dangerously close to triggering that laser,” Tim said from the doorway.
“I know,” Selina didn’t move, “But if I get it just right, Bruce is going to see a perfect shot of my ass on his video feed in the cave.”
“Ok,” Tim said, “Do you know anywhere I can get outfitted with latex fetish wear?”
“Is this for a mission?” Selina didn’t look back.
“It is so we can be sexy at all time for Master Tim,” Cassie cooed.
“Master loves us in latex,” Stephanie added.
“…And we love Master in latex!” both girls giggled together.
Selina looked behind her to see Tim in a red rubber Robin outfit holding leashes that went to collars around latex bat-mini-dress clad Steph and Cassie.
“Ask Barbara to send you copies of Topping and BDSM 101,” Selina said, “Go to the ‘Leather Closet’ down on main and Broadway. Tell them ‘Elva sent you.’ That should get you in.”
“Thanks” Tim smiled.
Selina watched the three leave then turned to Tiger laying in her hammock hanging from the ceiling.
“I’m starting to think there is some sort of fetish demon haunting this family and if we want to get knocked around here we are going to have to start strutting around in latex,” Selina spoke up.
*
Felicia came in and sat down in a huff.
“I don’t know who I am going to kill first,” Felicia scowled, “My mom or your aunt?”
“I get the feeling if anything happened to my aunt there would be some sort of weird cosmic correction,” Peter said from the kitchen table, “By the way, your Pilate ball came in today.”
“At last my best weapon to combat the damage you freaks are doing to my body,” Felicia hissed.
“What?” Peter said.
“You for getting me pregnant,” Felicia ticked off with her fingers, “The parasite for what it’s doing, The clown girl for egging me on, and the plant bitch for messing with our heads so we thought pregnancy was the end all be all!”
“Ah,” Peter interjected, “You three were the ones that were all pre-natal obsessed and then plant bitch drugged me!”
There was knock at the door and then the door bell started ringing again and again.
“What the?” Peter said, “If that is the Marvels with another Maternity basket I swear…”
Peter opened the door and was assaulted by the smell of carnations, in front of him were rather plain looking Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy holding bundles of pink, red and mauve carnations.
“Oh shit it’s the…” Peter felt his head spin for a second, “Future mothers of the year…”
“Oh hell!” Felicia hissed.
“We came with peace offerings,” Pamela said, “It occurred to us that it wouldn’t be right to have children and not have their father involved. And if we are going that route it would be best if all the siblings were just that siblings.”
“Look dear,” Peter said in a dazed voice, “Carnations, just in time for Easter too.”
“Oh fuck,” Felicia shouted, “here comes the mind fuck again, as if it didn’t get us bad enough the first time… Those smell simply delightful…”
*
“I might need to tap out soon,” Peter Rabbit said.
He could feel his power peaking as Easter approached.
“Don’t worry Bro!” Bun hugged her half brother, “I will keep at it for you!”
Father and Mother both rolled their eyes.
“Lets get this done,” Peter said as he prepared the egg for the next villain to be reformed, “Loosen up Bun, need to breath…”
“Silly rabbit, breathing is for mortals!”
*
Harriet Pratt, Jania Hudson, and Lorina Dodson all waited in the van. If this job went well they would be safe from any of the weird stuff happening, if not, Strange would lock them away in a magical vault and they would be safe from the weird stuff happening. The fourth member of this misadventure was over due. The door to the minivan was ripped open.
“Like sorry!” Amazon blonde bimbo said.
The three women regarded the last member of this conspiracy with resign. Athena Tremor, alias “Dumb Bunny,” was as strong as any superhero but she was considered the class idiot of the Inferior Five.
“Where is your costume?” Harriet “March Hare” Pratt asked.
“Like right here,” Athena put on the rabbit ear hair band and ripped off her skirt, “Like ta-da!”
“Where did Athena go?” Lorina said sarcastically.
“I’m like right here,” Athena chirped, “It’s the costume, right?”
“Come on,” Jania said, “The plan is simple, you knock in the doors, we find where that magician is keeping the poor rabbits used in his act, free them and we run like hell. Got it?”
Jania split off her White Rabbit persona and walked across the street to the front of the Greenwich Village Magical Sanctum. Looking around she signaled for the other girls to come.
*
“They are just so cute in their bunny costumes,” Bun giggled with glee.
“Right, out of the way!” Peter said as he hit the doorbell.
Mother and Father jumped off the stairs as Peter grabbed his sister and pulled her clear as the Rabbit themed villainess went to the door.
*
“Can I help you?” Doctor Steven Strange opened the door to find four women with five bodies outside his sanctum.
Strange looked down at the egg that was acting like a water heater that was about to explode.
“Oh n…”
The Magical energies washed over all of them at once and the reality warping power enveloped them rewriting their minds and hearts.
“Like can we be a part of your show?” Dumb Bunny asked.
“Sure,” Strange said, “I can use some rabbits, but frankly I would rather you be part of my love life.”
“As long as we are in the pornographic parts,” March Hare said, “I am in!”
“I’ve been a naughty bunny,” Lorina tried to act like a seductive naughty school girl.
Jania rejoined with her White Rabbit self and strutted up to Strange.
“I understand you are a real magic man…” she purred in his ear.
“Miss,” Strange removed her hands from his cape, “Either wear a proper bunny outfit or nothing at all… And I have nothing at all in my bed room.”
“I love that movie!” Harriet smiled.