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by Fanfic Fetishist
Storyline Gwenpool's Non-Canon Fourth Wall-Breaking Sextravaganza
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    Gwen Poole, known as the fourth-wall breaking, reality warping superheroine Gwenpool, was a little disoriented.  

    "Not so much disoriented as really annoyed right now," she said.  "I'm not quite sure what's going on."  

    She took a moment to compose herself, and took stock of her surroundings.  "Okay.  Having weird double perception issues... I see myself as myself, but I'm also seeing the world in terms of lines of text... Crap.  Am I in a fanfiction?"  She looked around the website.  "Superstories dot net... Oh damn it, it's a porn fanfiction on an addventure site.  Which means I gotta potentially deal with a different writer each chapter."  

    She huffed, looking down at her chest, which was inexplicably larger for some reason.  "Could be worse, I suppose.  The guy writing me is in to fat chicks and pregnant chicks, so I could have a big gut to go with my big boobs," she said.  She bounced them, giggling a little.  "Heh.  Squishy..."  She looked around at the rooftop she was on.

    "Hm... Well, I suppose it's not all bad," she said.  "I guess it's non-canon, so that gives me a bit more freedom.  I know I said I'd never do anything like my evil future me did, but I don't really have to obey that here."  She thought about it, and shook her head.  "Nah, I won't go on a murder rampage." 

    Instead, she'd go on a sexual rampage, seducing and having her way with anyone she met, as earlier, before the story began, she had accidentally been dosed with Purple Man's blood, which soaked into her skin, giving her his powers without his purple appearance.  

    "Oooh, that has potential," Gwenpool commented, rubbing her hands together.  "Okay, I can work with this.  Non-canon, so I don't have to worry about my vow to be good, plus I get to bang some of the heroes and hotties I've always admired..." She grinned wickedly.  "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Gwenpool's Non-Canon Fourth Wall-Breaking Sextravaganza!"  

    She blinked, looking at me.  "Really?  That's what we're going with?" 

    Shaddup.  

    "Fine, fine, be that way," Gwenpool said, deciding on who her first lover should be.


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The Comedian - 9/19/2018 12:53 AM
The Dr. Diabolical stuff is really great. Loving all the America material, the character pairings feel really fresh.
Master_Kind - 9/18/2018 1:26 AM
Loving the Dr. Diabolical additions Special K Alpha, will add more soon. :)
JimmyKasche - 9/16/2018 2:08 PM
but you could use whomever obviously :P
JimmyKasche - 9/16/2018 2:07 PM
couldn't decide who to actually make the deputy mayor but had the idea of Mojo trying to hype that he's doing this for a good cause :P was debating between like Silver Sable or She-hulk
Gorel - 9/14/2018 10:25 AM
Hmm, wondering if anyone is interested in resurrecting an old story or two.
Master_Kind - 9/13/2018 1:12 AM
SpecialKAlpha, love the new chapter! Will add more soon! Jimmy, love that idea as well - will likely be giving a bimbo voice to PG in the near future.
JimmyKasche - 9/12/2018 6:22 PM
late on this but for the Saw thing maybe something to make Supergirl or Power Girl sound like bimbos... (not necessarily changing their iq's or anything but everything run through a bimbo filter)
Master_Kind - 9/12/2018 1:26 AM
Also had another idea re: duplicate Dicks - maybe the failsafe Reality Gem shard-powered device Nightwing finds retroactively creates a duplicate of him that is still affected by the MPC (the one at the wedding).
Master_Kind - 9/12/2018 12:53 AM
Should be adding to the "Saw" storyline in a bit. Any requests?
Anzaleth - 9/10/2018 2:40 PM
Sorry, didn't mean to submit that twice.



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