Alfred prepared for the conference call. By the time he was done with that Tim’s date’s would be rather happy at the prospect of being willing members of Master Tim’s little harem. Heck, they would be begging.
*
Selina was sure this was the way to go. If there was a way to get Bruce interested, it was skin tight rubber that let the best parts be accessed. Everyone was enjoying it. Surprisingly Zatanna was taking to it with gusto.
“Tighter,” Zatanna told Diana, “Lace the corset tighter. This latex really does the trick Selina.”
“When do we get buttplugs?” Harley asked.
*
Dick walked out of the elevator feeling rather nice since talking to Alfred. He went over to the executive offices looking for Bruce.
“Where is Bruce?” Dick asked the secretary.
“He should be in his office, he said he needed some time alone since he was disturbed enough,” the young woman answered.
“Let me guess,” Dick said, “Selina called him.”
“He hasn’t had any calls today,” the secretary shook her head.
Dick went to Bruce’s office and walked in. Bruce was seated in a meditation pose on his desk. A smile crossed Dick’s face and he moved to the center off the office as quietly as he could and took a pose of his own.
“Dick,” Bruce breathed without even opening his eyes, “Knock it off with the and stand mocking pose.”
“Not until you come back to the real world. What has you so upset,” Dick asked.
“How is it possible that I am about to marry one of the most beautiful women and world and I am one of least excited people on the planet about this?” Bruce said just before he opened his eyes.
“People are weird,” Dick said still upside down.
*
“Hello,” Alfred said as everyone picked up the phones, “For the sake of complete clarity and transparency lets all introduce ourselves, I am Alfred Pennyworth; The Head Butler of Wayne Manor.”
“Stephanie Brown,” Steph spoke up, “The Spoiler.”
“Cassandra Cain,” Cass said, “Black Bat.”
“Rose Wilson,” The spy spoke up, “The Ravager.”
“Cassandra Sandmark,” Cassie said, “Wondergirl.”
“Kara Danvers,” Kara announced herself, “Supergirl.”
“Good,” Alfred said, “And we have an bonus member here. Good. As you all know you have had on going relationships with Master Tim. I want to have a frank discussion with you about your invitations to the wedding and the expected roles going forward…”
*
“So run this by me again,” Dick said as Lucius gasped for breath, “How is it that the entire world is cracking up at the level of mania going on in the UK while Bruce is straight faced?”
“No idea,” Tiff Fox said as she came in Lucius’ office, “But Unlce Bruce never finds things funny.”
“Don’t say that,” Lucius said as he picked up his youngest daughter, “He just is a very reserved person that has had a lot of hardships in his life. He does find things funny, but he just doesn’t show it as readily as everyone else.”
*
“Of course,” Rose smiled on her end of the phone, “I have always been bi-sexual and have wanted to be part of a harem.”
“Who better than Tim?” Cassie Sandmark agreed, “He is totally the one to be our master!”
“I can’t wait for our next orgy,” Cass giggled softly.
“Should I get batlogo panties?” Kara asked.
“Better yet, maybe stop wearing panties!” Steph snickered.
“Now, now,” Alfred said.
“Only when we are going to mess with the paparazzi!” Rose said.
*
Tim was playing on his phone in the kitchen while Damian was being an odious little shit, like he usually does, when his phone buzzed. Tim looked at the pictures starting to fill up his phone. Rose in nothing but panties claiming she needs a spanking, Kara taking off her shirt, Steph in her shower, Cass naked, Cassie in her Wonder Woman panties.
“What is wrong with you Drake?” Damian asked.