Huddling together at the ready She-Hulk, X-23 and Phoenix stood in the protective bubble of Jean’s kinetic Force field, her telepathy keeping out the blue vapour seeping into Jen’s apartment. With a particular tint of blue filling the loft the trio looked around, hearing the sounds of coughing and sneezing throughout the building. "Wonder what Doom’s pumping into the city." Asked Jen, a little anxious of the noise going on outside. Moving over to peer out the window X-23 looked down onto the streets, her eyes widening when she saw something familiar.
"Aww no! NOT THIS! Not again, God dammit!!!"
"What?"
Joining the teenager at the window Phoenix and the She-Hulk watched on while people in the streets coughed and sneezed, some even running over to a corner of the sidewalk to throw up, but what they all had in common was they were all turning blue… And fuzzy. The post man that started hacking and coughing wheezed into his fist just when a blue tail shot out of his pants, his cloths looking tighter by the second while blue fur crept down his arms. A couple staggering out of a dinner held each other sneezing like mad, each mind-blowing ‘Achoo’ making them furrier and BLUER.
"Hey Hank told me about this once, he got a cold and…"
"Every damn X-Man in the mansion turned into a big blue furry beast and wrecked the place til a cure was made, and before said cure was found MY ROOM became a scratching post, doggy bed and litter box ALL AT FUCKING ONCE!"
Looking shocked at the girl unsheathing her dual claws from her knuckles the two older woman looked to each other and back at Laura. "Why’d you let THAT happen? The doors have locks you know."
Snapping around and glaring up at Jean Laura’s eye twitched. "What? They do."
Still looking out the window Jennifer Walters watched on as the crowd transformed before her very eyes. "It’s kinda neat though, it looks just like Sesame Street… You know if the Cookie Monster was throwing up in the alley and Gonzo was staggering around in the streets." Giving the gammazon an incredulous look Laura and Jean listened in on the coughing and sneezing in the building, until the sounds were joined by something else.
"Hey what’s that?" Looking up at the ceiling and walls Jean scratched her head. "Sounds like someone is hammering nails into the walls, while coughing up a lung." With the ‘thump thump thump’ noise getting louder the trio looked around the loft and spotted plaster rain from the roof, a lamp shaking at its spot on the coffee table while the sound gained rhythm. "Maybe someone is bashing their head against the wall? Maybe I can call for help." Reaching out with her telepathy Jean tried to find the source of the noise… And regretted it.
"LADYSMITH BLACK MOMBAZO!!!" The first thing Jean Grey found entering into the minds of everyone in the building was discomfort from an itchy nose, a dry cough… And the mentally scarring images burnt into her skull of blue furry people trying to grind into each other in ways that would make horny rabbits shake their heads in shame at. Completely taken back Jean collapsed to her knees and balked with a migraine, accidentally dropping the force field in the process.
"Oh shit! OK, everyone stay calm and don’t breathe, DON’T BREATHE! The last thing I need is…"
"Achoo!"
Looking to the source of the sneeze Laura looked on in horror when the She-Hulk’s green complexion began to turn a dark shade of ocean blue. "Ooooooooooooh FUCK!"