Appearing in the center of town with a puff of sulphur the three X-Men looked around with shock and a bit of disgust. All around them the city had been transformed into big blue animal people busily trying to get into each other in ways that would make the porn industry shake its head. Those that weren’t trying to make the beast with two backs were either asleep in the streets or rummaging through trash bins for food… Some of the BIGGER ones were eating the leaves off the trees.
"Hank this is worse than I remember." Blinked Night Crawler, breathing behind a hazmat suit while soaking up the images of a city overrun with blue monsters. Even stepping back when a naked skunk woman passed by and rubbed her shoulder against his, her fluffy tail tracing around his leg before she turned to wink back at him and join the crowd of screwing monsters up ahead. "Okaaaaaaaaaaay, that is enough for me, viel gluck mien friends." And with a puff of black smoke Night Crawler disappeared.
Wincing and waving the sulphur out of his eyes Logan looked around and grimaced at the sight of dozens of ‘beasts’ hanging from phone lines, gnawing on car tires and humping mail boxes. "So Hank, where do we start?"
Tightening his hold on the shoulder bag full of equipment Hank McCoy looked around the ruined streets. "First off we find Laura, if I’m right she’s probably hiding inside a cardboard box hoping for all of this to blow over."
"Or going on a killing spree… In that case we just follow the bodies." Sniffing the air Logan’s eyes bugged out before he winced and shook his head. "Well, can’t get her scent, not while all of… THIS is going on."
"Let’s hope that she’s not in any REAL trouble."
*
On the other end of the city…
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU FUCKING COOKIE MONSTERS?!"
Brandishing her claws and flailing wildly X-23 was backed up against an alley where five Beasts leered and drooled at the sight of her, moving closer towards her despite walking over one of their own who clutched at deep scratch marks over his chest. With her back to the wall Laura sneered, raising her clenched fists up to show off her razor sharp claws to intimidate the would-be rapists. Before the gang of animal men could pounce they were netted in a spray of webbing from above that tangled them on the spot, struggling to get free and pounce on Laura but failing to break their bonds. Looking up Laura was grabbed by six blue hands and pulled up into the air until she collapsed on the roof of the building ten stories up. Regaining her bearings and jumping to her feet Laura found herself face to face with Spider-Man, or at the very least a Man-Spider. Still wearing his now ill-fitting costume the sides were torn open to let his four extra arms out and his gloves and boots were torn open where he now had three-clawed hands and feet.
"YOU WANT SOME TOO PAL?"
Raising his six arms in the air Man-Spider stopped where he was. "Whoa whoa, hold it, I’m the guy that saved you remember?"
Blinking in surprise Laura let her claws snick back into her knuckles. "I get screams from time to time but most ladies I save from rapists don’t brandish knives at me for helping them."
"You, you’re still in control of yourself?" Looking down the wall she was lifted from she could still see the five squirming blue animal men trying to get free. "How? HOW? The last time this happened all my friends tried humping my leg and gnawing on my bed posts. ONE of the students actually tried to mark my fucking door! How is it that YOU can still think straight and they get reduced to a horde of stupid Chihuahua people?"
Scratching his head Man-Spider shrugged his shoulders "I dunno… Dumb luck?" Gasping in shock Man-Spider found Laura giving him a steel grip bear hug, practically crying while burying her face in his chest, it took Peter a good long while before he returned the awkward hug. "Thank you, THANK YOU, You’re the only island of sanity in this place, I could just kiss you!"
"Shucks little lady, I’m married but… If it’ll loosen that death grip you’ve got around me…" With his free hand Peter pulled off his mask and blinked his eyes open, all SIX of them. Opening his mouth a pair of finger sized fangs wriggled free and hung at the sides of his mouth. "Ahh… Much better, this mask used to fit before but after I got into a sneezing fit it’s been getting tight.
Instantly letting go Laura ran to the edge of the roof and threw up over the ledge, the five animal men below crying out in shock. "Bleh… Oh jeez! Put it back on, put it back on! PUT YOUR DAMN MASK BACK ON!!!"