Wonder Woman trembled in excitement as she and her Minotaur lover approached Themyscara.
The selfish diva in her couldn't wait to see her former Amazon sisters recognize that Di was the one who deserved to rule them.
"My stuck-up mother would make a very good footrest, don't you think? Chained to my throne?"
The Minotaur just growled in response.
"Yes, I knew you'd agree."
* * *
Fire flew to Gotham, her giant she-shaft throbbing at the thought of bringing the world's greatest detective to heel.
"Oh, Batman, you bad boy...."