Blob sulked.
He had been doing that a lot, lately.
After a universal crisis, his universe was merged with another. Then new heroes started showing up. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Captain Marvel, a bunch of people called Green Lantern... New villains as well. Villains
that outclassed Frederick J. Dukes by a long shot. Especially that Joker guy... No powers, but he felt lucky he got out with his life.
He rumbled down the street, muttering to himself, ignoring the people that got out of his massive, flabby frame's way. He was imposing, to be sure. Massive, thick with fat, but still capable of moving swiftly, his arms and chest as thick with muscle as
they were with fat. He was superstrong, supertough, and superdurable.
He was little more than a thug compared to some of the new villains, and especially compared to the new heroes.
He scowled angrily, wishing that he had something that could stand up to all those heroes... or something to make all those sexy super-chicks his bimbos... Or better yet, his FAT bimbos...
He snickered. He kinda liked the idea of turning all those busty, sexy super-chicks into his fat, greedy gang of super-sluts, all dedicated to his cock.
Or maybe
"Fuck this," he muttered, "I just wish the world would go my way for once..."
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