Bzz…Tonight’s topic; people who dress up their pets and call them family members.

"Nope!"

"Bzz… Top ten hits and misses on the red carpet."

"Nuh uh!"

Bzz… YOU GONE WENT AND TOOK MA JOB!"

"Bleh how can anyone watch this filth?"

Tossing the remote back onto the coffee table Lyta rolled her eyes and leaned back with a huff of annoyance. "Why must Aunt Jennifer go out on nights like these? It’s not like there’s anything to really do late at night." Naive to her Aunt’s Saturday night club jaunts Lyta spent most of her weekends either studying or getting bored from sitting around, that is until the front door slammed open with said home owner stumbling in with… Herself?!

"Ooh nice digs sis, so this is what a lawyer’s salary gets you." Walking in with an arm around each other the two women stood before the green skinned teenager with coy smirks. Lyta had to blink and rub her eyes to make sure she wasn't hallucinating but there right in front of her were two She-Hulks in the same dresses closing the door behind them and pulling their shoes off.

"Hey Lyta you would not believe what I went through tonight!" Moving up to give her niece a hug the red haired teen mumbled out a protest just as she fell face first into a cleavage smothering bear hug from the older woman. "Fhmmmhfmfmgmfmfdm… Gah!" Pulling away to finally get air the young woman glared at the taller woman and gave her a sharp look over.

"What the hell is going on? Who is this? And… And did your tits get bigger?!"

"You bet your tight little ass they got bigger! Lyta let me introduce you to a former enemy turned wing-girl, Ogress." Waving to her doppelganger Ogress gave Lyta a look over before wrapping her arm over Jen’s shoulder again, the smile she gave far more catty than Jen's flirtatious grin. "So this is your niece too? She’s cute, don’t tell me she’s still single… Or is it that she prefers tacos over sausages?"

"HEY!" Gritting her teeth Lyta snapped. "What the flying cross-eyed fuck is going on?!" Looking at the two more closely she could tell that the She-Hulk was far more beautiful looking than when she left, her face and hair looked younger and more vibrant, her figure was even more generous with fuller breasts and wider hips, the dress she wore looking practically painted on her athletic voluptuous body. And the woman next to her was almost her exact double!

"Got a mouth on her too…"

"She gets that from her mother, er… father I can’t remember which." Pulling out a bottle from her purse Jennifer revealed the X-Hot-Ic bottle that was already emptied that night. "THIS is what’s going on, seems this stuff has the power to make you more of a babe than before, just a gulp of it bust my bra… If I ever wore one tee hee."

Snatching the bottle from her Aunt’s hand Lyta read the label and its properties, her eyes widening more and more as they read over the details and back at the two curvaceous green women in front of her. Turning to the back she went over the side effects, her eyes then narrowing when she looked at the empty bottle and back at Jen. "How much of this stuff did you take? Says here you might get hornier than a rabbit in spring."

Waving her hand nonchalant She-Hulk snorted and rolled her eyes, she and Ogress sharing a smirk at the notion. "Yeah… How is that different from any other day?"

Stepping forward Ogress reached into her own purse and giggled when she pulled out 3 full bottles of X-Hot-Ic she had on her. "We just thought it’d be a blast if you’d like to join us on a wild night." Giving one bottle to Jen Ogress shoved the other full bottle into Lyta’s hands. "This stuff is great! Before I took a swig I looked like one of the extra freaks at Jabba the Hutt’s palace, NOW LOOK AT ME!"

"Yeah, if a sip did that imagine what an entire bottle will do, so girl wanna join us on some REAL fun?" Unscrewing the cap to her bottle Jen waited for her niece to decide.