“Let me see the contract?” Riddler asked.
The Mirror inverted Harley reached behind her and acted like she was picking a wedgie and out came a rolled up contract. She handed it over and Riddler gave the femme clown a dirty look.
“Edward ‘the Riddler’ Nigma, referred to as Eddie, will be permanently employed by Harlene Quinzel’s Harley Clown Empire, referred to as Harleys. Harleys will compensate Eddie with profit shares as a junior partner in Harleys, reality warped enhancements, and regular sexual intercourse. Eddies will provide regular sexual services, planning for criminal enterprises and well as non-criminal enterprises and manual labor as required. Harleys will provide uniforms, housing, alterations and enhancements as needed for work, food allowances and recreational sexual intercourse with Harley or a designated member or Harley as convenient…” Edward looked at Harley, “Basically I am your hench-stud.”
“I can’t just hand you a contract for fuck toy now can I?” Harley giggled, “That mean you aren’t going to take the deal?”
“So do I sign in blood or cum” Edward asked.
“If you can sign with your dick,” Harley giggled, “I will give you an immediate bonus of anal, but if you fail, Bend over boyfriend, got it?”
Edward pulled the zipper of the latex pants open and stared at Harley as he masterbated himself hard and then held the contract to his dick as a small slit opened in tip of the condom and he tried to write his name. He got ‘Edward Nig’ before he ran out of man milk.
“Aw,” Harley said, “Too bad Eddie. Don’t worry, you love this…”
A wave washed over Edward and Eddie shook his head cleared. Eddie looked at Harley’s rubber crotch as black and red rubber dildo grew out of her suit.
“Oh that feels great,” Harley cooed, “Double dildos are so much fun!”
Eddie found a zipper along his butt crack and opened it up for Mistress Harley. The plug in his man panties thinned out to a rectal condom and Harley slid her dildo into his anus. Harley’s Mirror image started thrusting into Eddie. Both gasped and moaned with pleasure. With each thrust a little more of the Riddler’s Hideout turned into Harley’s Rubber sex parlor. It was redecorated with red and black latex and leather and bondage furniture. Eddie moaned and cooed like a porn slut. As they continued, Harley bucked and spasmed as she rode multiple orgasms as the internal dildo fucked her back as she fucked Eddie. Finally both collapsed in a blissful stupor.
*
Barbara pulled herself into her chair out of her van. The hair on the back of her neck stood up. She heard the clicking of heels, and turned to look at who was there.
“Well hello Bat-brain,” an impossible vision of Harley Quinn called as she walked up, “I never put two and two together but then I get a flash of insight, and it was like duhh.”
“Oh my god!” Barbara said.
Harley was in a rubber version of her jester catsuit but the diamonds were purple and her cowl was missing showing off her Blonde and Purple pair of pig tails. It was vacuumed on tight, but her tits and figured seemed even better than ever before.
“Like it?” Harley did a spin to show herself off, “I can do this for you too!”
Harley danced over to Barbara leaned down and poked Barbara’s nose. A shock of electricity went throw Barbara and she shot up on her feet.
“Holy shit!” Barbara looked at herself standing.
“Call me crazy and tell me you don’t want what I’m selling,” Harley smiled.
“You’re sick and I am not buying!” Barbara gave her a hard look.
Barbara dropped to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
“Yeah you see,” Harley smiled, “I am playing a little game here. I got twenty-four hours with god like powers… I can do whatever I want and change people however I see fit, BUT, and the big but is that in order for the changes to stick, whoever I change has to agree to our changes.”
“I and Ours?” Barbara gave an incredulous look.
“Yeah,” Harley split into a mirror duplicate right before Barbara, “God like powers and only 24 hours Bat-Brain, please keep up.”
“So what do you want with me?” Barbara asked.
“Frankly we don’t really care about you,” the Harley’s said, “But here is what we want, snuff the Clown for hurting us and all of humanity, get the cash we need to set up out double fun park.”
“Double fun park?” Barbara pulled herself against the wheel of the van.
“Oh get up,” the Harleys snapped their fingers, “We are going to have a fun park filled with smiling clowns that don’t do anything to hurt kids, a real wholesome place. And late at night in areas where the kids will never see, we are going to have our own latex porn playground. A place of nonstop sex and fun. Now why are we here talking to you? Simple, to get Mr. J, I am putting together a nice little army and you have been screwed over so many times and ways that you would want in. And after that… well you are grate with computers so why not ask you to run the porn site?”
The Harley on the left pulled a Tablet out of now where and displayed an entry page for
“R4b3rrrharl3ypr0n.com”
“Rubber Harley Porn dot com?” Barbara tried to figure out the site name.
“We are sending Plaid Harleys to deal with the domain name squatters,” the Harleys sighed, “So here is our proposal for you; we fix your legs, give you a smoking hot body then you in turn help us take out the Joker and then help us set up out playground. All you have to do is agree to my plan and my changes.”
Barbara stared at the Harleys.
“Here,” the Harley on the right handed Barbara a cellphone, “You got a half hour to make up your mind.”
The two Harleys merged together started walking away as Barbara found herself able to get up.
*
The strip joint was mostly empty, and that was what Jean couldn’t figure out. Every time someone went into a private room for a lap dance they seemed to disappear. Jean walked down the hall to the manager’s office, knocking on the door she walked in.
“Well hello there pretty!” a purple and pink version of the famed costume criminal Harley Quinn smiled at Jean, “I want you for my army!”
*
Harley and Eddie walked over to rubber bed. They kissed and groped each other as they went. In no time Harley was on her back and Eddie was thrusting into her slit.
*
Karen was placed in a chair in a weird medical theater type room. Her anckles were shackled with weird teddy bears at the feet of the chair. The Harley came over a held up a weird version of an old ear trumpet with a lens at the end of the horn. Giggling the clown girl stuck it in her ear then walked behind her. The trumpet began displaying an image of Batman.
“Hmm not surprised you think he is sexy,” the giggling clown whispered in Karen’s other ear, “Here hold this.”
Karen freaked out at her scalp and the top of her skull being placed in her lap. Harley walked around to a table to the side and grabbed a green brownie. She tossed into Karen’s open skull.
“Here relax,” She said as she grabbed a few more things and put them on a cart.
A mellow calm washed over Karen. Harley wheeled the cart over and parked in next to Karen. The first thing Karen saw was Harley pick up a jar labeled “Latex Fetish.” Harley poured into her open head. The image of Batman became slick, shiny, rubber fetish material. Harley giggled then reached in and pulled out a tube or normal lipstick. The image of Batman disappeared.
“Kiss it good bye,” Harley ordered.
Karen kissed the tube held in front of her. Harley then tossed it in the trash. She then held a pink, purple and black rainbow tube of lipstick in front of Karen then tossed it in. The image returned only this time it was a woman in a black latex Jessica Rabbit gown. Karen was struck by how sexy she was, then she was struck by Harley’s sexy tits right by her face. Harley pulled out a prune.
“What to guess what that was your opinion on?” Harley asked before tossing it, “This will help you out so much.”
Karen watched Harley pick up a massive butt plug and start pouring a gel labeled “Pleasure” and then coated it in another labeled “Addiction.” Harley shoved it into the open hole in the top of Karen’s head. Suddenly Karen felt empty and bad… She didn’t have a butt plug in, she needed to be fucked in the ass! Harley picked up a pink collar with a tag that read “Slave slut” and dangled it in front of Karen for a second before putting it in. The image changed to a view from the floor looking up at the woman who held the end of a leash that led down to the viewer.
*
Jean was in a rubber straight jacket in some sort of weird pink rubber lined clinic. A group of the clown women were leading her to a “Treatment room”. She was left restrained to the chair inside the room to wait her turn. Next to her was Jake, the manager of the strip club.
“Jake? Can you hear me?” Jean whispered.
“Yeah,” Jake responded, “Where are we?”
“I was hoping you could tell me,” Jean said.
“Enough talking,” the rubber clown came back and looked at Jake’s chart, “This will hurt a lot but then you will love it!”
The clown pulled out a cattle prod and jammed it into Jake’s dick. He screamed in agony but as the clown held it the screams changed, from pain to bliss and soon Jake was moaning and crying in pleasure.
“Lets have a look now,” the clown said, “All gone.”
Jean looked over and Jake’s dick had been replaced with a pussy.
“Take it the body shop,” the Clown ordered, “Now lets have a look at you…”
*
The Mirror inverted Harley held Eddie’s body against her in post copulation bliss.
“That was fun,” Harley smiled, “Now Eddie, you are not allow to plot against me and try to steal my powers.”
Eddie was struck, the plan he had to take the power for himself was erased from his mind.
“In the fine print I get to know what you are plotting and you can’t act against me Eddie.”
“Yes Mistress,” Eddie cooed, glad to serve such a wonderful goddess.
*
Barbara was struck motionless, she wanted to call Bruce, Dick, Dad, anyone but she couldn’t reach for her phone, her body wouldn’t do anything to get help. She just stood there staring at the phone Harley had given her…
*
“Stop it, you sick bitch!” Pam moaned.
Harley was eating her out while fisting her in the ass. Pam couldn’t take much more of this.